Mason Mount #32 Mason joined TikTok. Enough said

[calmyourritas]

Well I’m not sure who I want from the leftovers…

Go for Pickers he’d rumble your jungle for sure

 

[kria]

Go for Pickers he’d rumble your jungle for sure

I can’t get past the angry shwanking now…

 

[Scuffed]

Ok, ladies I'm planning the camping trip smut. Please see the pairings. No bitching.

I get Jacky boy.
@keylimepie gets Mason
@PunkRocker gets Timo (aka dickboy)
@calmyourritas gets Little Phil
@Scuffed gets Snail
@Suder34 gets Dom
@Chani10 gets Kai
@jflurker93 gets Luke
@GGina gets John

If your name aint on the list and you want into tell me and pick a duck toy.

Nice work

 

[Eden246]

I can’t get past the angry shwanking now…

You could help him with that. Teamwork makes the dream work…

 

[jflurker93]

Ok, ladies I'm planning the camping trip smut. Please see the pairings. No bitching.

I get Jacky boy.
@keylimepie gets Mason
@PunkRocker gets Timo (aka dickboy)
@calmyourritas gets Little Phil
@Scuffed gets Snail
@Suder34 gets Dom
@Chani10 gets Kai
@jflurker93 gets Luke
@GGina gets John

If your name aint on the list and you want into tell me and pick a duck toy.

 

[kria]

You could help him with that. Teamwork makes the dream work…

I’d be worried which bit he’d want help with though…

 

[MrsGrealish]

You know who I want

You get Tink, just bring your own antibiotics.

I want Dec please Mrs G

Done.

I want Jorginho

Done.

Well I’m not sure who I want from the leftovers…

You can have Stones, I just realised @GGina had Reece James.

 

[Eden246]

I’d be worried which bit he’d want help with though…

The front exit. You’re safe.

 

[Tabbytiger]

Oh god I’m gonna have to scrape the barrel SOB

 

[Scuffed]

The front exit. You’re safe.

 

[jflurker93]

Oh god I’m gonna have to scrape the barrel SOB

tyrone?

 

[kria]

Nope. He’s a no go for me now. I can’t stop picturing the angry shwanking in his cousins bathroom at Christmas

@keylimepie does Nath need babysitting?

 

[Chani10]

Nope. He’s a no go for me now. I can’t stop picturing the angry shwanking in his cousins bathroom at Christmas

I'm sure there are still good options. What's your type? Apart from Mason, obvs.

 

[kria]

I'm sure there are still good options. What's your type? Apart from Mason, obvs.

there must be loads of good options but my mind has gone blank…

 

[GGina]

You can have Stones, I just realised @GGina had Reece James.

Thank god you changed this Mrs G! John Stones reminds me of my ex I would've had PTSD

 

[Suder34]

Ok, ladies I'm planning the camping trip smut. Please see the pairings. No bitching.

I get Jacky boy.
@keylimepie gets Mason
@PunkRocker gets Timo (aka dickboy)
@calmyourritas gets Little Phil
@Scuffed gets Snail
@Suder34 gets Dom
@Chani10 gets Kai
@jflurker93 gets Luke
@GGina gets John

If your name aint on the list and you want into tell me and pick a duck toy.

Thanks Mrs G. You know Dom is my #1

 

[keylimepie]

Nope. He’s a no go for me now. I can’t stop picturing the angry shwanking in his cousins bathroom at Christmas

@keylimepie does Nath need babysitting?

I can be babysitter if you want me to be x I don’t mind

 

[Chani10]

So many of us have exes that look (kinda) like footballers. If that isn't a sign that our next boyfriend has to be a footballer, I don't know what it is

 

[Eden246]

Why do I find that so funny?

 

[jflurker93]

None of my exes look like footballers

One USED to look like Tommy Shelby… but he’s since let himself go and now looks like Joe Exotic.