Mason Mount #25 Camping trip now exposed, Mason your nan's toaster might explode!

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keylimepie said:
I’m sure you’re not catfishing!! I’m sad that our toaster friend decided to run. Was it something we said?? 😂
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God knows what happened 😂😂 I’m still trying to work out what they were trying to say!!


MensaBarbie1985 said:
im the worlds biggest catfish! 🙈 but blondes do have more fun!
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I had it half and half, cruella style so it was the best of both worlds but I got bored, slapped a blue dye on the blonde and now I can’t get rid of it 😭

You are definitely no catfish though missy! 🔥
 
MensaBarbie1985 said:
im the worlds biggest catfish! 🙈 but blondes do have more fun!
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Not as much fun as Brunettes :p:p

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I got bored one night and made this babe on the face app. This is the infamous Cassie.
 
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It’s the one we’ve all been waiting for…..or not 😂





The doorbell rang. @PunkRocker and Timo had come by to collect me. I wasn’t even dressed. I opened the door. Punkie was wearing a bright neon green dress. I thought she was supposed to be a bridesmaid and they were wearing a baby blue maxi dresses. She told me she couldn’t possibly be a bridesmaid as she had to keep an eye on him nodding towards Timo who looked very handsome in a suit.

“Why the fuck aren’t you ready!” I told her about how I was unsure whether to go or not given that me and @jflurker93 hadnt spoken since I told her about the gift I got from Mason. We had different opinions on what I should do and she ended the call calling me an idiot.

Punkie said she had wondered why @Chani10 was now the Maid of Honour and not me and asked if she could look at the gift. She told Timo to stay and followed me to my room.

I got the box out and Punkie looked inside. “Very nice but not my style” and then read the note. “Someone wants to fuck you bad!” I just replied yeah and sat on the bed. Punkie told me to get ready and we would chat in the car. I didn’t have anything to wear except the Maid of Honour burgundy dress so I put it on, did my hair and make up, grabbed my stuff and we all headed up north.



We talked about loads of stuff on the way to the wedding. One of them was that Timos safety word was Butternips 😂😂😂😂😂



We got to the barn where the wedding was taking place. We grabbed some drinks that was served to us from a tray and I started to say Hello to people I recognised which wasn’t many as all the FBC were with Jessy except me and Punkie.



Snail came with Annie. Dec and Reece were glaring at him (it was quite awkward) Pebbles seemed lost without @Eden245 and was talking to Dennis.

Gnasher asked me if I’d seen @irishgal2013. I said I hadn’t. Perhaps he needed her to go to shop to buy him some Silk Cuts?

DCL was adjusting his hair using the camera on his phone.

Kieran T was texting away on his phone. Jack was talking to Grandad.



Dec came over to me and said Hello and gave me a kiss on the cheek.

“How are you Zara?”

Yeah I’m ok. How’s things going with Scuffed?

“Really good thanks. I’m glad that we got together. So….. have you heard from Mase?”

Not recently. He sent me a gift a few weeks ago but I haven’t spoken to him since the morning after the hen do.

“Oh….. erm…. Well I hope that you manage to speak today”

Yeah maybe. Sorry Dec but I’ll catch up with you later. I just need to visit the loo!

“Yeah ok. See you later”



I headed off to find the toilet when I saw Mason. He was in a dark navy suit with a gold tie. He looked amazing 😻

“Hello Zara. You ok?”

Yeah fine Mason. How are you?

“Yeah I’m ok thanks. I haven’t heard from you for a while and I wanted to see if you got what I sent you?”

Yes I did thanks. Look Mason I’m really sorry but I really need the loo. Do you know where it is?

“Yeah it’s just down there”

Ok thanks



I went to the toilet and as I came out I checked to see if Mason was still there. He wasn’t so I walked outside and spoke to Punkie. She asked if everything was ok. I told her we should probably go and find a seat.



Luke was standing waiting at the top of a makeshift altar made out of hay and wood. He was in a tweed style suit with a red rose 🌹 in his pocket. He seemed very calm for a man who was about to get married. He said a quick hello and then spoke to some of the other guests.



We waited for a few minutes when Jessy started walking down the aisle to At last ❤️ She looked beautiful and Luke started to cry. The ceremony was lovely but a quirky bit when a sheep and an alpaca were the ring bearers!

They were pronounced Mr and Mrs Shaw ❤️



After the ceremony lots of photos were taken. There was a group shot for all the FBC and their significant others. Next thing I knew was Mason was stood beside me. He had his hand on the small of my back while we posed for the photos. He started to whisper in my ear how lovely I looked 😳 I smiled and he gave me a wink.



We all went to find our tables for the meal. I sat with Geraldine and Chilly, Jack and Laura, Dec and Scuffed with the chair on my left the place for Mason. (Good game bestie!) Mason sat next to me and we all started chatting as a group about the camping trip. We all said it was a fantastic night. All of a sudden, I could feel a hand resting on my thigh. I looked at Mason and he had that cheeky grin on his face. I pretended to ignore it but it was actually so nice!



So Luke gave his speech and thanked everyone for coming. Said he couldn’t believe that Jessy was his wife and that he was the luckiest guy ever 😍🥰😍



Speech finished. Everyone moved so the area could be prepared for the reception. As I got up, Mason pulled me by the hand and said come with me. We went to a quiet part of the farm and he pushed me up against a wall. He started kissing me. We got interrupted by Jack and Laura who had used the break to erm.. satisfy each other. We quickly moved away with Mason holding my hand and kissing it as we walked along.

Jessy caught my gaze for a few seconds and smiled.



That’s all I got up to as I was woken up by my husband!! I tried to get back into it when I fell back asleep but I was that knackered I just passed out I think:😂😂 Congratulations Mr and Mrs Shaw!!! 😘😘😘



Sorry if this one is boring. Only action was Mrs Grealish and her boy Jack but I hope the reception turns into a massive smut fest like the camping trip 😂😂



Hopefully tomorrow Tramadol dream will follow on because I reckon the wedding reception is going to be a riot!!



I have condensed a lot down as there was a lot of idle chit chat! @MrsGrealish Jack was eating you like he hadn’t eaten for days!!



As always sorry if you weren’t mentioned but loving that you were all boss bridesmaids!! Still no actual pork but I feel it could be getting there now.
 
keylimepie said:
It’s the one we’ve all been waiting for…..or not 😂





The doorbell rang. @PunkRocker and Timo had come by to collect me. I wasn’t even dressed. I opened the door. Punkie was wearing a bright neon green dress. I thought she was supposed to be a bridesmaid and they were wearing a baby blue maxi dresses. She told me she couldn’t possibly be a bridesmaid as she had to keep an eye on him nodding towards Timo who looked very handsome in a suit.

“Why the fuck aren’t you ready!” I told her about how I was unsure whether to go or not given that me and @jflurker93 hadnt spoken since I told her about the gift I got from Mason. We had different opinions on what I should do and she ended the call calling me an idiot.

Punkie said she had wondered why @Chani10 was now the Maid of Honour and not me and asked if she could look at the gift. She told Timo to stay and followed me to my room.

I got the box out and Punkie looked inside. “Very nice but not my style” and then read the note. “Someone wants to fuck you bad!” I just replied yeah and sat on the bed. Punkie told me to get ready and we would chat in the car. I didn’t have anything to wear except the Maid of Honour burgundy dress so I put it on, did my hair and make up, grabbed my stuff and we all headed up north.



We talked about loads of stuff on the way to the wedding. One of them was that Timos safety word was Butternips 😂😂😂😂😂



We got to the barn where the wedding was taking place. We grabbed some drinks that was served to us from a tray and I started to say Hello to people I recognised which wasn’t many as all the FBC were with Jessy except me and Punkie.



Snail came with Annie. Dec and Reece were glaring at him (it was quite awkward) Pebbles seemed lost without @Eden245 and was talking to Dennis.

Gnasher asked me if I’d seen @irishgal2013. I said I hadn’t. Perhaps he needed her to go to shop to buy him some Silk Cuts?

DCL was adjusting his hair using the camera on his phone.

Kieran T was texting away on his phone. Jack was talking to Grandad.



Dec came over to me and said Hello and gave me a kiss on the cheek.

“How are you Zara?”

Yeah I’m ok. How’s things going with Scuffed?

“Really good thanks. I’m glad that we got together. So….. have you heard from Mase?”

Not recently. He sent me a gift a few weeks ago but I haven’t spoken to him since the morning after the hen do.

“Oh….. erm…. Well I hope that you manage to speak today”

Yeah maybe. Sorry Dec but I’ll catch up with you later. I just need to visit the loo!

“Yeah ok. See you later”



I headed off to find the toilet when I saw Mason. He was in a dark navy suit with a gold tie. He looked amazing 😻

“Hello Zara. You ok?”

Yeah fine Mason. How are you?

“Yeah I’m ok thanks. I haven’t heard from you for a while and I wanted to see if you got what I sent you?”

Yes I did thanks. Look Mason I’m really sorry but I really need the loo. Do you know where it is?

“Yeah it’s just down there”

Ok thanks



I went to the toilet and as I came out I checked to see if Mason was still there. He wasn’t so I walked outside and spoke to Punkie. She asked if everything was ok. I told her we should probably go and find a seat.



Luke was standing waiting at the top of a makeshift altar made out of hay and wood. He was in a tweed style suit with a red rose 🌹 in his pocket. He seemed very calm for a man who was about to get married. He said a quick hello and then spoke to some of the other guests.



We waited for a few minutes when Jessy started walking down the aisle to At last ❤ She looked beautiful and Luke started to cry. The ceremony was lovely but a quirky bit when a sheep and an alpaca were the ring bearers!

They were pronounced Mr and Mrs Shaw ❤



After the ceremony lots of photos were taken. There was a group shot for all the FBC and their significant others. Next thing I knew was Mason was stood beside me. He had his hand on the small of my back while we posed for the photos. He started to whisper in my ear how lovely I looked 😳 I smiled and he gave me a wink.



We all went to find our tables for the meal. I sat with Geraldine and Chilly, Jack and Laura, Dec and Scuffed with the chair on my left the place for Mason. (Good game bestie!) Mason sat next to me and we all started chatting as a group about the camping trip. We all said it was a fantastic night. All of a sudden, I could feel a hand resting on my thigh. I looked at Mason and he had that cheeky grin on his face. I pretended to ignore it but it was actually so nice!



So Luke gave his speech and thanked everyone for coming. Said he couldn’t believe that Jessy was his wife and that he was the luckiest guy ever 😍🥰😍



Speech finished. Everyone moved so the area could be prepared for the reception. As I got up, Mason pulled me by the hand and said come with me. We went to a quiet part of the farm and he pushed me up against a wall. He started kissing me. We got interrupted by Jack and Laura who had used the break to erm.. satisfy each other. We quickly moved away with Mason holding my hand and kissing it as we walked along.

Jessy caught my gaze for a few seconds and smiled.



That’s all I got up to as I was woken up by my husband!! I tried to get back into it when I fell back asleep but I was that knackered I just passed out I think:😂😂 Congratulations Mr and Mrs Shaw!!! 😘😘😘



Sorry if this one is boring. Only action was Mrs Grealish and her boy Jack but I hope the reception turns into a massive smut fest like the camping trip 😂😂



Hopefully tomorrow Tramadol dream will follow on because I reckon the wedding reception is going to be a riot!!



I have condensed a lot down as there was a lot of idle chit chat! @MrsGrealish Jack was eating you like he hadn’t eaten for days!!



As always sorry if you weren’t mentioned but loving that you were all boss bridesmaids!! Still no actual pork but I feel it could be getting there now.
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That is amazing.

I love Punkie and her bitch. Poor Timo.
 
keylimepie said:
It’s the one we’ve all been waiting for…..or not 😂





The doorbell rang. @PunkRocker and Timo had come by to collect me. I wasn’t even dressed. I opened the door. Punkie was wearing a bright neon green dress. I thought she was supposed to be a bridesmaid and they were wearing a baby blue maxi dresses. She told me she couldn’t possibly be a bridesmaid as she had to keep an eye on him nodding towards Timo who looked very handsome in a suit.

“Why the fuck aren’t you ready!” I told her about how I was unsure whether to go or not given that me and @jflurker93 hadnt spoken since I told her about the gift I got from Mason. We had different opinions on what I should do and she ended the call calling me an idiot.

Punkie said she had wondered why @Chani10 was now the Maid of Honour and not me and asked if she could look at the gift. She told Timo to stay and followed me to my room.

I got the box out and Punkie looked inside. “Very nice but not my style” and then read the note. “Someone wants to fuck you bad!” I just replied yeah and sat on the bed. Punkie told me to get ready and we would chat in the car. I didn’t have anything to wear except the Maid of Honour burgundy dress so I put it on, did my hair and make up, grabbed my stuff and we all headed up north.



We talked about loads of stuff on the way to the wedding. One of them was that Timos safety word was Butternips 😂😂😂😂😂



We got to the barn where the wedding was taking place. We grabbed some drinks that was served to us from a tray and I started to say Hello to people I recognised which wasn’t many as all the FBC were with Jessy except me and Punkie.



Snail came with Annie. Dec and Reece were glaring at him (it was quite awkward) Pebbles seemed lost without @Eden245 and was talking to Dennis.

Gnasher asked me if I’d seen @irishgal2013. I said I hadn’t. Perhaps he needed her to go to shop to buy him some Silk Cuts?

DCL was adjusting his hair using the camera on his phone.

Kieran T was texting away on his phone. Jack was talking to Grandad.



Dec came over to me and said Hello and gave me a kiss on the cheek.

“How are you Zara?”

Yeah I’m ok. How’s things going with Scuffed?

“Really good thanks. I’m glad that we got together. So….. have you heard from Mase?”

Not recently. He sent me a gift a few weeks ago but I haven’t spoken to him since the morning after the hen do.

“Oh….. erm…. Well I hope that you manage to speak today”

Yeah maybe. Sorry Dec but I’ll catch up with you later. I just need to visit the loo!

“Yeah ok. See you later”



I headed off to find the toilet when I saw Mason. He was in a dark navy suit with a gold tie. He looked amazing 😻

“Hello Zara. You ok?”

Yeah fine Mason. How are you?

“Yeah I’m ok thanks. I haven’t heard from you for a while and I wanted to see if you got what I sent you?”

Yes I did thanks. Look Mason I’m really sorry but I really need the loo. Do you know where it is?

“Yeah it’s just down there”

Ok thanks



I went to the toilet and as I came out I checked to see if Mason was still there. He wasn’t so I walked outside and spoke to Punkie. She asked if everything was ok. I told her we should probably go and find a seat.



Luke was standing waiting at the top of a makeshift altar made out of hay and wood. He was in a tweed style suit with a red rose 🌹 in his pocket. He seemed very calm for a man who was about to get married. He said a quick hello and then spoke to some of the other guests.



We waited for a few minutes when Jessy started walking down the aisle to At last ❤ She looked beautiful and Luke started to cry. The ceremony was lovely but a quirky bit when a sheep and an alpaca were the ring bearers!

They were pronounced Mr and Mrs Shaw ❤



After the ceremony lots of photos were taken. There was a group shot for all the FBC and their significant others. Next thing I knew was Mason was stood beside me. He had his hand on the small of my back while we posed for the photos. He started to whisper in my ear how lovely I looked 😳 I smiled and he gave me a wink.



We all went to find our tables for the meal. I sat with Geraldine and Chilly, Jack and Laura, Dec and Scuffed with the chair on my left the place for Mason. (Good game bestie!) Mason sat next to me and we all started chatting as a group about the camping trip. We all said it was a fantastic night. All of a sudden, I could feel a hand resting on my thigh. I looked at Mason and he had that cheeky grin on his face. I pretended to ignore it but it was actually so nice!



So Luke gave his speech and thanked everyone for coming. Said he couldn’t believe that Jessy was his wife and that he was the luckiest guy ever 😍🥰😍



Speech finished. Everyone moved so the area could be prepared for the reception. As I got up, Mason pulled me by the hand and said come with me. We went to a quiet part of the farm and he pushed me up against a wall. He started kissing me. We got interrupted by Jack and Laura who had used the break to erm.. satisfy each other. We quickly moved away with Mason holding my hand and kissing it as we walked along.

Jessy caught my gaze for a few seconds and smiled.



That’s all I got up to as I was woken up by my husband!! I tried to get back into it when I fell back asleep but I was that knackered I just passed out I think:😂😂 Congratulations Mr and Mrs Shaw!!! 😘😘😘



Sorry if this one is boring. Only action was Mrs Grealish and her boy Jack but I hope the reception turns into a massive smut fest like the camping trip 😂😂



Hopefully tomorrow Tramadol dream will follow on because I reckon the wedding reception is going to be a riot!!



I have condensed a lot down as there was a lot of idle chit chat! @MrsGrealish Jack was eating you like he hadn’t eaten for days!!



As always sorry if you weren’t mentioned but loving that you were all boss bridesmaids!! Still no actual pork but I feel it could be getting there now.
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Awww this is actually so cute 🥰. I don’t want these dreams to stop 🥺
 
keylimepie said:
It’s the one we’ve all been waiting for…..or not 😂





The doorbell rang. @PunkRocker and Timo had come by to collect me. I wasn’t even dressed. I opened the door. Punkie was wearing a bright neon green dress. I thought she was supposed to be a bridesmaid and they were wearing a baby blue maxi dresses. She told me she couldn’t possibly be a bridesmaid as she had to keep an eye on him nodding towards Timo who looked very handsome in a suit.

“Why the fuck aren’t you ready!” I told her about how I was unsure whether to go or not given that me and @jflurker93 hadnt spoken since I told her about the gift I got from Mason. We had different opinions on what I should do and she ended the call calling me an idiot.

Punkie said she had wondered why @Chani10 was now the Maid of Honour and not me and asked if she could look at the gift. She told Timo to stay and followed me to my room.

I got the box out and Punkie looked inside. “Very nice but not my style” and then read the note. “Someone wants to fuck you bad!” I just replied yeah and sat on the bed. Punkie told me to get ready and we would chat in the car. I didn’t have anything to wear except the Maid of Honour burgundy dress so I put it on, did my hair and make up, grabbed my stuff and we all headed up north.



We talked about loads of stuff on the way to the wedding. One of them was that Timos safety word was Butternips 😂😂😂😂😂



We got to the barn where the wedding was taking place. We grabbed some drinks that was served to us from a tray and I started to say Hello to people I recognised which wasn’t many as all the FBC were with Jessy except me and Punkie.



Snail came with Annie. Dec and Reece were glaring at him (it was quite awkward) Pebbles seemed lost without @Eden245 and was talking to Dennis.

Gnasher asked me if I’d seen @irishgal2013. I said I hadn’t. Perhaps he needed her to go to shop to buy him some Silk Cuts?

DCL was adjusting his hair using the camera on his phone.

Kieran T was texting away on his phone. Jack was talking to Grandad.



Dec came over to me and said Hello and gave me a kiss on the cheek.

“How are you Zara?”

Yeah I’m ok. How’s things going with Scuffed?

“Really good thanks. I’m glad that we got together. So….. have you heard from Mase?”

Not recently. He sent me a gift a few weeks ago but I haven’t spoken to him since the morning after the hen do.

“Oh….. erm…. Well I hope that you manage to speak today”

Yeah maybe. Sorry Dec but I’ll catch up with you later. I just need to visit the loo!

“Yeah ok. See you later”



I headed off to find the toilet when I saw Mason. He was in a dark navy suit with a gold tie. He looked amazing 😻

“Hello Zara. You ok?”

Yeah fine Mason. How are you?

“Yeah I’m ok thanks. I haven’t heard from you for a while and I wanted to see if you got what I sent you?”

Yes I did thanks. Look Mason I’m really sorry but I really need the loo. Do you know where it is?

“Yeah it’s just down there”

Ok thanks



I went to the toilet and as I came out I checked to see if Mason was still there. He wasn’t so I walked outside and spoke to Punkie. She asked if everything was ok. I told her we should probably go and find a seat.



Luke was standing waiting at the top of a makeshift altar made out of hay and wood. He was in a tweed style suit with a red rose 🌹 in his pocket. He seemed very calm for a man who was about to get married. He said a quick hello and then spoke to some of the other guests.



We waited for a few minutes when Jessy started walking down the aisle to At last ❤ She looked beautiful and Luke started to cry. The ceremony was lovely but a quirky bit when a sheep and an alpaca were the ring bearers!

They were pronounced Mr and Mrs Shaw ❤



After the ceremony lots of photos were taken. There was a group shot for all the FBC and their significant others. Next thing I knew was Mason was stood beside me. He had his hand on the small of my back while we posed for the photos. He started to whisper in my ear how lovely I looked 😳 I smiled and he gave me a wink.



We all went to find our tables for the meal. I sat with Geraldine and Chilly, Jack and Laura, Dec and Scuffed with the chair on my left the place for Mason. (Good game bestie!) Mason sat next to me and we all started chatting as a group about the camping trip. We all said it was a fantastic night. All of a sudden, I could feel a hand resting on my thigh. I looked at Mason and he had that cheeky grin on his face. I pretended to ignore it but it was actually so nice!



So Luke gave his speech and thanked everyone for coming. Said he couldn’t believe that Jessy was his wife and that he was the luckiest guy ever 😍🥰😍



Speech finished. Everyone moved so the area could be prepared for the reception. As I got up, Mason pulled me by the hand and said come with me. We went to a quiet part of the farm and he pushed me up against a wall. He started kissing me. We got interrupted by Jack and Laura who had used the break to erm.. satisfy each other. We quickly moved away with Mason holding my hand and kissing it as we walked along.

Jessy caught my gaze for a few seconds and smiled.



That’s all I got up to as I was woken up by my husband!! I tried to get back into it when I fell back asleep but I was that knackered I just passed out I think:😂😂 Congratulations Mr and Mrs Shaw!!! 😘😘😘



Sorry if this one is boring. Only action was Mrs Grealish and her boy Jack but I hope the reception turns into a massive smut fest like the camping trip 😂😂



Hopefully tomorrow Tramadol dream will follow on because I reckon the wedding reception is going to be a riot!!



I have condensed a lot down as there was a lot of idle chit chat! @MrsGrealish Jack was eating you like he hadn’t eaten for days!!



As always sorry if you weren’t mentioned but loving that you were all boss bridesmaids!! Still no actual pork but I feel it could be getting there now.
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Ohh poor thing, you can't catch a break, this time cock blocked by Mr. Keylimepie. I'm sure he knew you were getting to the good stuff and deliberately woke you up. Tonight is the night, It has to be. ❤
 
Isanythingrealanymore said:
Morning family 💙 happy thirsty Thursday.

hope we’re all feeling a bit brighter today. Yesterday was a bumpy one & then all the drama🤦🏽‍♀️ Fingers crossed for more content today and less shit from teenagers


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I did have one thought about tumblr smut when I was wide awake listening to a snoring Mr Geraldine at 2.30 this morning. It must be UTI central because they all seem to forget the highly important post sex wee

keylimepie said:
It’s the one we’ve all been waiting for…..or not 😂





The doorbell rang. @PunkRocker and Timo had come by to collect me. I wasn’t even dressed. I opened the door. Punkie was wearing a bright neon green dress. I thought she was supposed to be a bridesmaid and they were wearing a baby blue maxi dresses. She told me she couldn’t possibly be a bridesmaid as she had to keep an eye on him nodding towards Timo who looked very handsome in a suit.

“Why the fuck aren’t you ready!” I told her about how I was unsure whether to go or not given that me and @jflurker93 hadnt spoken since I told her about the gift I got from Mason. We had different opinions on what I should do and she ended the call calling me an idiot.

Punkie said she had wondered why @Chani10 was now the Maid of Honour and not me and asked if she could look at the gift. She told Timo to stay and followed me to my room.

I got the box out and Punkie looked inside. “Very nice but not my style” and then read the note. “Someone wants to fuck you bad!” I just replied yeah and sat on the bed. Punkie told me to get ready and we would chat in the car. I didn’t have anything to wear except the Maid of Honour burgundy dress so I put it on, did my hair and make up, grabbed my stuff and we all headed up north.



We talked about loads of stuff on the way to the wedding. One of them was that Timos safety word was Butternips 😂😂😂😂😂



We got to the barn where the wedding was taking place. We grabbed some drinks that was served to us from a tray and I started to say Hello to people I recognised which wasn’t many as all the FBC were with Jessy except me and Punkie.



Snail came with Annie. Dec and Reece were glaring at him (it was quite awkward) Pebbles seemed lost without @Eden245 and was talking to Dennis.

Gnasher asked me if I’d seen @irishgal2013. I said I hadn’t. Perhaps he needed her to go to shop to buy him some Silk Cuts?

DCL was adjusting his hair using the camera on his phone.

Kieran T was texting away on his phone. Jack was talking to Grandad.



Dec came over to me and said Hello and gave me a kiss on the cheek.

“How are you Zara?”

Yeah I’m ok. How’s things going with Scuffed?

“Really good thanks. I’m glad that we got together. So….. have you heard from Mase?”

Not recently. He sent me a gift a few weeks ago but I haven’t spoken to him since the morning after the hen do.

“Oh….. erm…. Well I hope that you manage to speak today”

Yeah maybe. Sorry Dec but I’ll catch up with you later. I just need to visit the loo!

“Yeah ok. See you later”



I headed off to find the toilet when I saw Mason. He was in a dark navy suit with a gold tie. He looked amazing 😻

“Hello Zara. You ok?”

Yeah fine Mason. How are you?

“Yeah I’m ok thanks. I haven’t heard from you for a while and I wanted to see if you got what I sent you?”

Yes I did thanks. Look Mason I’m really sorry but I really need the loo. Do you know where it is?

“Yeah it’s just down there”

Ok thanks



I went to the toilet and as I came out I checked to see if Mason was still there. He wasn’t so I walked outside and spoke to Punkie. She asked if everything was ok. I told her we should probably go and find a seat.



Luke was standing waiting at the top of a makeshift altar made out of hay and wood. He was in a tweed style suit with a red rose 🌹 in his pocket. He seemed very calm for a man who was about to get married. He said a quick hello and then spoke to some of the other guests.



We waited for a few minutes when Jessy started walking down the aisle to At last ❤ She looked beautiful and Luke started to cry. The ceremony was lovely but a quirky bit when a sheep and an alpaca were the ring bearers!

They were pronounced Mr and Mrs Shaw ❤



After the ceremony lots of photos were taken. There was a group shot for all the FBC and their significant others. Next thing I knew was Mason was stood beside me. He had his hand on the small of my back while we posed for the photos. He started to whisper in my ear how lovely I looked 😳 I smiled and he gave me a wink.



We all went to find our tables for the meal. I sat with Geraldine and Chilly, Jack and Laura, Dec and Scuffed with the chair on my left the place for Mason. (Good game bestie!) Mason sat next to me and we all started chatting as a group about the camping trip. We all said it was a fantastic night. All of a sudden, I could feel a hand resting on my thigh. I looked at Mason and he had that cheeky grin on his face. I pretended to ignore it but it was actually so nice!



So Luke gave his speech and thanked everyone for coming. Said he couldn’t believe that Jessy was his wife and that he was the luckiest guy ever 😍🥰😍



Speech finished. Everyone moved so the area could be prepared for the reception. As I got up, Mason pulled me by the hand and said come with me. We went to a quiet part of the farm and he pushed me up against a wall. He started kissing me. We got interrupted by Jack and Laura who had used the break to erm.. satisfy each other. We quickly moved away with Mason holding my hand and kissing it as we walked along.

Jessy caught my gaze for a few seconds and smiled.



That’s all I got up to as I was woken up by my husband!! I tried to get back into it when I fell back asleep but I was that knackered I just passed out I think:😂😂 Congratulations Mr and Mrs Shaw!!! 😘😘😘



Sorry if this one is boring. Only action was Mrs Grealish and her boy Jack but I hope the reception turns into a massive smut fest like the camping trip 😂😂



Hopefully tomorrow Tramadol dream will follow on because I reckon the wedding reception is going to be a riot!!



I have condensed a lot down as there was a lot of idle chit chat! @MrsGrealish Jack was eating you like he hadn’t eaten for days!!



As always sorry if you weren’t mentioned but loving that you were all boss bridesmaids!! Still no actual pork but I feel it could be getting there now.
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Butternips as the safe word has finished me off

Our table sounds like it was the best one. Dec would have had us in stitches the whole time

keylimepie said:
It’s the one we’ve all been waiting for…..or not 😂





The doorbell rang. @PunkRocker and Timo had come by to collect me. I wasn’t even dressed. I opened the door. Punkie was wearing a bright neon green dress. I thought she was supposed to be a bridesmaid and they were wearing a baby blue maxi dresses. She told me she couldn’t possibly be a bridesmaid as she had to keep an eye on him nodding towards Timo who looked very handsome in a suit.

“Why the fuck aren’t you ready!” I told her about how I was unsure whether to go or not given that me and @jflurker93 hadnt spoken since I told her about the gift I got from Mason. We had different opinions on what I should do and she ended the call calling me an idiot.

Punkie said she had wondered why @Chani10 was now the Maid of Honour and not me and asked if she could look at the gift. She told Timo to stay and followed me to my room.

I got the box out and Punkie looked inside. “Very nice but not my style” and then read the note. “Someone wants to fuck you bad!” I just replied yeah and sat on the bed. Punkie told me to get ready and we would chat in the car. I didn’t have anything to wear except the Maid of Honour burgundy dress so I put it on, did my hair and make up, grabbed my stuff and we all headed up north.



We talked about loads of stuff on the way to the wedding. One of them was that Timos safety word was Butternips 😂😂😂😂😂



We got to the barn where the wedding was taking place. We grabbed some drinks that was served to us from a tray and I started to say Hello to people I recognised which wasn’t many as all the FBC were with Jessy except me and Punkie.



Snail came with Annie. Dec and Reece were glaring at him (it was quite awkward) Pebbles seemed lost without @Eden245 and was talking to Dennis.

Gnasher asked me if I’d seen @irishgal2013. I said I hadn’t. Perhaps he needed her to go to shop to buy him some Silk Cuts?

DCL was adjusting his hair using the camera on his phone.

Kieran T was texting away on his phone. Jack was talking to Grandad.



Dec came over to me and said Hello and gave me a kiss on the cheek.

“How are you Zara?”

Yeah I’m ok. How’s things going with Scuffed?

“Really good thanks. I’m glad that we got together. So….. have you heard from Mase?”

Not recently. He sent me a gift a few weeks ago but I haven’t spoken to him since the morning after the hen do.

“Oh….. erm…. Well I hope that you manage to speak today”

Yeah maybe. Sorry Dec but I’ll catch up with you later. I just need to visit the loo!

“Yeah ok. See you later”



I headed off to find the toilet when I saw Mason. He was in a dark navy suit with a gold tie. He looked amazing 😻

“Hello Zara. You ok?”

Yeah fine Mason. How are you?

“Yeah I’m ok thanks. I haven’t heard from you for a while and I wanted to see if you got what I sent you?”

Yes I did thanks. Look Mason I’m really sorry but I really need the loo. Do you know where it is?

“Yeah it’s just down there”

Ok thanks



I went to the toilet and as I came out I checked to see if Mason was still there. He wasn’t so I walked outside and spoke to Punkie. She asked if everything was ok. I told her we should probably go and find a seat.



Luke was standing waiting at the top of a makeshift altar made out of hay and wood. He was in a tweed style suit with a red rose 🌹 in his pocket. He seemed very calm for a man who was about to get married. He said a quick hello and then spoke to some of the other guests.



We waited for a few minutes when Jessy started walking down the aisle to At last ❤ She looked beautiful and Luke started to cry. The ceremony was lovely but a quirky bit when a sheep and an alpaca were the ring bearers!

They were pronounced Mr and Mrs Shaw ❤



After the ceremony lots of photos were taken. There was a group shot for all the FBC and their significant others. Next thing I knew was Mason was stood beside me. He had his hand on the small of my back while we posed for the photos. He started to whisper in my ear how lovely I looked 😳 I smiled and he gave me a wink.



We all went to find our tables for the meal. I sat with Geraldine and Chilly, Jack and Laura, Dec and Scuffed with the chair on my left the place for Mason. (Good game bestie!) Mason sat next to me and we all started chatting as a group about the camping trip. We all said it was a fantastic night. All of a sudden, I could feel a hand resting on my thigh. I looked at Mason and he had that cheeky grin on his face. I pretended to ignore it but it was actually so nice!



So Luke gave his speech and thanked everyone for coming. Said he couldn’t believe that Jessy was his wife and that he was the luckiest guy ever 😍🥰😍



Speech finished. Everyone moved so the area could be prepared for the reception. As I got up, Mason pulled me by the hand and said come with me. We went to a quiet part of the farm and he pushed me up against a wall. He started kissing me. We got interrupted by Jack and Laura who had used the break to erm.. satisfy each other. We quickly moved away with Mason holding my hand and kissing it as we walked along.

Jessy caught my gaze for a few seconds and smiled.



That’s all I got up to as I was woken up by my husband!! I tried to get back into it when I fell back asleep but I was that knackered I just passed out I think:😂😂 Congratulations Mr and Mrs Shaw!!! 😘😘😘



Sorry if this one is boring. Only action was Mrs Grealish and her boy Jack but I hope the reception turns into a massive smut fest like the camping trip 😂😂



Hopefully tomorrow Tramadol dream will follow on because I reckon the wedding reception is going to be a riot!!



I have condensed a lot down as there was a lot of idle chit chat! @MrsGrealish Jack was eating you like he hadn’t eaten for days!!



As always sorry if you weren’t mentioned but loving that you were all boss bridesmaids!! Still no actual pork but I feel it could be getting there now.
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Butternips as the safe word has finished me off

Our table sounds like it was the best one. Dec would have had us in stitches the whole time
 
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