Mason Mount #25 Camping trip now exposed, Mason your nan's toaster might explode!

[keylimepie]

You better start printing up them jackets as you might make a fortune when we are world famous

Also I wanted to say I hope @Scuffed is ok as I haven’t seen her about

 

[MensaBarbie1985]

I don’t think it’s us as we ban all talk of instahuns it might be the wag thread though

I honestly think if I was 15 years younger I’d make a great instahun…or probably instahoe

 

[keylimepie]

I honestly think if I was 15 years younger I’d make a great instahun…or probably instahoe

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You make a great one now lovely! You’re a beaut and you’ve survived David Haye’s monster cock so you’re a legend

 

[laylavd]

I've had a work away day today and overnight stay. I've had a lot of sambuca and danced with young men young enough to be my children. I've told one of them I would marry them tomorrow.
I've also told more than one person that Mason Mount is the love of my life.
AND I've got 20 pages on the old thread and 11 pages on this thread to catch up on tomorrow.

 

[MrsGrealish]

I'm trying to write my Mason Bentley smut, I'm really struggling to write a really good kissing scene. Also, what would a man like Mason buy for his new girlfriend for her birthday.

 

[keylimepie]

Right I better think about going to bed to see if I can soul destroy myself in the pursuit of Portsmouth Pork I do hope tonight’s the night!

Seriously though if anyone has had enough of me posting my weird dreams then please do say and I will stop. I couldn’t bear the thought of someone thinking oh god not her again

 

[Tabbytiger]

You better start printing up them jackets as you might make a fortune when we are world famous

Also I wanted to say I hope @Scuffed is ok as I haven’t seen her about

Official FBC members only can wear them jackets - as nice as a fortune would be I would never sell us lot out to the masses!!
They are exclusive limited edition and invitation only - bit like WYLD!
I’ll just have to rely on Daddy’s fortune instead

 

[MensaBarbie1985]

You make a great one now lovely! You’re a beaut and you’ve survived David Haye’s monster cock so you’re a legend

don’t remind me I’m thinking I’m a bit long in the tooth to join in also I’m sure if I were to turncoat into a full on instahoe my FBC membership would be terminated immediately

 

[keylimepie]

I'm trying to write my Mason Bentley smut, I'm really struggling to write a really good kissing scene. Also, what would a man like Mason buy for his new girlfriend for her birthday.

I’m feeling a bracelet would be a nice birthday gift

 

[Tabbytiger]

AND I've got 20 pages on the old thread and 11 pages on this thread to catch up on tomorrow.

Buckle up cos you’re in for an exciting ride!

 

[laylavd]

I'm trying to write my Mason Bentley smut, I'm really struggling to write a really good kissing scene. Also, what would a man like Mason buy for his new girlfriend for her birthday.

I'm a simple girl, I'd like a pair of really expensive rare Nike trainers. X

 

[keylimepie]

don’t remind me I’m thinking I’m a bit long in the tooth to join in also I’m sure if I were to turncoat into a full on instahoe my FBC membership would be terminated immediately

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No we wouldn’t turf you out we would use you to help elevate our status and sort us out some blue ticks

 

[MensaBarbie1985]

Right I better think about going to bed to see if I can soul destroy myself in the pursuit of Portsmouth Pork I do hope tonight’s the night!

Seriously though if anyone has had enough of me posting my weird dreams then please do say and I will stop. I couldn’t bear the thought of someone thinking oh god not her again ❤

bring on the dreams I’m living for them every day! Though please let me be rid of grandad and his cottage cheese fetish

 

[MrsGrealish]

I’m feeling a bracelet would be a nice birthday gift ❤

Yeah and his girlfriend is also 35 and very classy. Cassie dont accept shit.

I'm a simple girl, I'd like a pair of really expensive rare Nike trainers. X

Technology is my thing. If Mason bought me a PS5 and a huge TV, he'd get a blowjob everyday for a year.

 

[keylimepie]

bring on the dreams I’m living for them every day! Though please let me be rid of grandad and his cottage cheese fetish

Thank you. Yeah she cottage cheese was really weird. You’ve well and truly blocked him but it could be a bit awkward at @jflurker93 and Luke’s wedding

 

[MensaBarbie1985]

No we wouldn’t turf you out we would use you to help elevate our status and sort us out some blue ticks

project instahoe starts here… working on my glow up for Ibiza next year… I need to put in the groundwork from now…

 

[keylimepie]

Yeah and his girlfriend is also 35 and very classy. Cassie dont accept shit.


Technology is my thing. If Mason bought me a PS5 and a huge TV, he'd get a blowjob everyday for a year.

A lovely diamond bracelet then. Classy present I feel Cassie would appreciate that

 

[nellyloz123]

Right I better think about going to bed to see if I can soul destroy myself in the pursuit of Portsmouth Pork I do hope tonight’s the night!

Seriously though if anyone has had enough of me posting my weird dreams then please do say and I will stop. I couldn’t bear the thought of someone thinking oh god not her again ❤

 

[Tabbytiger]

Right I better think about going to bed to see if I can soul destroy myself in the pursuit of Portsmouth Pork I do hope tonight’s the night!

Seriously though if anyone has had enough of me posting my weird dreams then please do say and I will stop. I couldn’t bear the thought of someone thinking oh god not her again ❤

Absolutely fucking not, I’m living for your dreams keep em COMING

 

[keylimepie]

project instahoe starts here… working on my glow up for Ibiza next year… I need to put in the groundwork from now…

Don’t forget where you came from #FBC We will be your squad when you are insta famous