Mason Mount #21 Somehow Mase ended up with no limbs but the FBC are off to Wyld London, bring on the Pimms!

How do you eat your pizza?

  • With ketchup

  • Without ketchup

  • With a knife and fork

  • Without a knife and fork

  • I don’t like pizza (if anyone presses this I swear to god)

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I’ve just found a questionable edit of Mason & Sancho and I don’t know what to think… shall I add it as a spoiler as I don’t want to get barred like Ruth (if that was her name)
 
nellyloz123 said:
I’d happily be a Chelsea Slut 😈

Please can we add Pia Mia - Do It Again to the FBC playlist because yes I want to do the one night stand again and be more then friends Masey 👼
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it’s already on there! An unofficial FBC anthem! Doing it once would be a start though please mase 😂


MrsGrealish said:
Can we add, Will you love me tomorrow? Song about a one night stand.
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nellyloz123 said:
Another one night stand song - Sam Fender - Will We Talk. I would be devastated if Mason didn’t talk to me the morning after 🤣🤣🤣
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Added ✅ i bloody love sam fender
 
GGina said:
Who is that player grabbing a handful of the Portsmouth pork sausage? Why isn't it me 😤
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A package a day keeps the sadness away

Isanythingrealanymore said:
it’s already on there! An unofficial FBC anthem! Doing it once would be a start though please mase 😂



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Added ✅ i bloody love sam fender
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Omg is it! There’s so much I must have scrolled past 🤣
Yes I love Sam too! He used to live across the road from my mam and I’m traumatised that we never crossed paths. Went to see him couple weeks ago he was INSANE
 
nellyloz123 said:


Twitter providing content I’ve never seen before

I’ve just found a questionable edit of Mason & Sancho and I don’t know what to think… shall I add it as a spoiler as I don’t want to get barred like Ruth (if that was her name)
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Well, if you can't put it on spoiler at least let us know where to find it. You know, for science 😇:m
Though the word questionable scares me a little bit 👀:ROFLMAO:
 
So who doesn't like pizza then? 👀 Explain yourself 🤣 I don't like cheese but still eat pizza! I've picked without ketchup because baconnaise is my condiment of choice 🤤

And where are we at with Tommy T coming on the night out? He's well up for it! 🤣

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calmyourritas said:
I’m so bored I’m playing Candy Crush why has this issue not been fixed yet
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Tumblr works. Thank God.

PunkRocker said:
So who doesn't like pizza then? 👀 Explain yourself 🤣 I don't like cheese but still eat pizza! I've picked without ketchup because baconnaise is my condiment of choice 🤤

And where are we at with Tommy T coming on the night out? He's well up for it! 🤣

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Of course, he's coming with us!!!
 
@calmyourritas we need your address so we can send wine and chocolates for your outstanding work for the recaps! The work you do for us is incredible!! ❤❤

Yeah, no, 10 of you have killed me with eating pizza with Ketchup, I'm sorry but I refuse to share Mason with you lot. The knife and fork is passable if you are in a fancy restaurant, if you are at home...you need to reconsider your life.
Also, FUCK NO to the pineapple on pizza, you degenerates!. Love it on its own, but put it on a pizza and I'll bin it. Guess I'll have to teach Mase the proper way of eating pizza.

Eden246 said:
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Price of them jeans!!! Mase, babes, come on. I’d have stitched a couple of crosses onto a pair for you if you were that desperate.
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No, he really could have worn much nicer trousers/jeans without spending that money... the amount of really expensive but awful clothes that footballers wear will never cease to shock me.

Finally watched the Chelsea video and Timo totally needs to be part of our FBC night out. They way he was going through everything despite thinking what the hell is going on. Laughing at the people saying that Mase and Jorginho hated each other after the Euros.



And a gif for @Chani10 (and any other Sancho lover on here)


 
calmyourritas said:
Sorry I have no idea who suggested this title… but thank you whoever you were 🤍🤍

Welcome 👋

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Recap of previous thread:
⚽ Poll results! Best non England player shag. As predicted Kepa in the lead with 60.9%
Second is Pulisic with 43.5 and in third is our favourite donkey lover Kai with 42%. Guess we really are all Chelsea sluts.
⚽ One of the instahoes is, of course, plant based. Biggest eye roll ever.
⚽ @PunkRocker shared a hilarious video of some poor bloke slut dropping and his dick boinging out of his trousers.
⚽ Turns out searching Ben Chilwell topless shows up some interesting results.
⚽ When you search Mason Mount topless my favourite nipple pic and a link to our thread appears. #MrWorldwide ✌🤙
⚽ @Geraldine.20.jobs is still obsessed with licking gravy off Craig.
⚽ @jflurker93 bought some cute sweater vests.
⚽ According to @Chani10 in Germany they drink coke and Fanta together and I just cannot cope with this information.
⚽ Most of the FBC are #InternationalSluts but we all want some Portsmouth Pork.
⚽ @jflurker93 shared the BIGGEST PORK SWORD I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE.
⚽ @PunkRocker tried and failed to make us all more Christian.
⚽ We got pics of Mase in the club! In a baseball cap.
⚽ We have started planning the FBC trip to WYLD club, only 2k for a VIP table.
⚽ We need to dress ✨smart and sexy ✨ but we’ll deffo take the willy straws and an inflatable dick.
⚽ We will then get the security drunk on tequila and escort Mason off the premises onto the FBC tour bus.
⚽ The keys are hidden in our underwear.
⚽ Calories don’t count on Sundays.
⚽ My boy Little Phil scored 🤍
⚽ Pep copied Tommy T and got himself a yellow card.
⚽ Tony loves a beef curtain.
⚽ @Scuffed had a lovely date day.
⚽ Mason recycled content AGAIN and reposted the same Burberry pic we have seen millions of times.
⚽ The ChilWhores were out in force.
⚽ Apparently 🐌 is coming on our night out and I don’t know how I feel about that. I’ll go up the park with Gnasher instead.
⚽ Some FBC members are getting footballers sliding into their dms.
⚽ We shared our drunken insta DMs… such a wide range… Harry Styles, Dua Lipa, David Platt, Jordan North…
⚽ David Haye has a monster dick. Thank you @MensaBarbie1985
⚽ We all had a shit day at work.

I will leave you with this classic from @GGina
“If you’re under him, you ain’t getting over him.” What if you’re on top tho? (Never going to hear the song the same again).

And for old times sake (yes I did crop it from a holiday photo with his sister and niece and WHAT)


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These recaps get better each time
 
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