Mason Mount #21 Somehow Mase ended up with no limbs but the FBC are off to Wyld London, bring on the Pimms!

How do you eat your pizza?

  • With ketchup

  • Without ketchup

  • With a knife and fork

  • Without a knife and fork

  • I don’t like pizza (if anyone presses this I swear to god)

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Price of them jeans!!! Mase, babes, come on. I’d have stitched a couple of crosses onto a pair for you if you were that desperate.
 
calmyourritas said:
Sorry I have no idea who suggested this title… but thank you whoever you were 🤍🤍

Welcome 👋

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Recap of previous thread:
⚽ Poll results! Best non England player shag. As predicted Kepa in the lead with 60.9%
Second is Pulisic with 43.5 and in third is our favourite donkey lover Kai with 42%. Guess we really are all Chelsea sluts.
⚽ One of the instahoes is, of course, plant based. Biggest eye roll ever.
⚽ @PunkRocker shared a hilarious video of some poor bloke slut dropping and his dick boinging out of his trousers.
⚽ Turns out searching Ben Chilwell topless shows up some interesting results.
⚽ When you search Mason Mount topless my favourite nipple pic and a link to our thread appears. #MrWorldwide ✌🤙
⚽ @Geraldine.20.jobs is still obsessed with licking gravy off Craig.
⚽ @jflurker93 bought some cute sweater vests.
⚽ According to @Chani10 in Germany they drink coke and Fanta together and I just cannot cope with this information.
⚽ Most of the FBC are #InternationalSluts but we all want some Portsmouth Pork.
⚽ @jflurker93 shared the BIGGEST PORK SWORD I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE.
⚽ @PunkRocker tried and failed to make us all more Christian.
⚽ We got pics of Mase in the club! In a baseball cap.
⚽ We have started planning the FBC trip to WYLD club, only 2k for a VIP table.
⚽ We need to dress ✨smart and sexy ✨ but we’ll deffo take the willy straws and an inflatable dick.
⚽ We will then get the security drunk on tequila and escort Mason off the premises onto the FBC tour bus.
⚽ The keys are hidden in our underwear.
⚽ Calories don’t count on Sundays.
⚽ My boy Little Phil scored 🤍
⚽ Pep copied Tommy T and got himself a yellow card.
⚽ Tony loves a beef curtain.
⚽ @Scuffed had a lovely date day.
⚽ Mason recycled content AGAIN and reposted the same Burberry pic we have seen millions of times.
⚽ The ChilWhores were out in force.
⚽ Apparently 🐌 is coming on our night out and I don’t know how I feel about that. I’ll go up the park with Gnasher instead.
⚽ Some FBC members are getting footballers sliding into their dms.
⚽ We shared our drunken insta DMs… such a wide range… Harry Styles, Dua Lipa, David Platt, Jordan North…
⚽ David Haye has a monster dick. Thank you @MensaBarbie1985
⚽ We all had a shit day at work.

I will leave you with this classic from @GGina
“If you’re under him, you ain’t getting over him.” What if you’re on top tho? (Never going to hear the song the same again).

And for old times sake (yes I did crop it from a holiday photo with his sister and niece and WHAT)


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@calmyourritas is on top form again with the recap! Thread title was another masterpiece by my. This is why I’m doing a creative writing course.
Omg EE internet went down just after lunch so couldn’t get on to catch up and now Instagram is down so I can’t search #masonmount. God what have we done to deserve this?!
 
Eden246 said:
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Price of them jeans!!! Mase, babes, come on. I’d have stitched a couple of crosses onto a pair for you if you were that desperate.
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Christ on a bike! They are some pricey jeans! Mase try Topman and save the pennies for our FBC wyld night out

nellyloz123 said:
@calmyourritas is on top form again with the recap! Thread title was another masterpiece by my. This is why I’m doing a creative writing course.
Omg EE internet went down just after lunch so couldn’t get on to catch up and now Instagram is down so I can’t search #masonmount. God what have we done to deserve this?!
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Messenger, what’s app and Facebook are all down for me
 
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