Mason Mount #16 We don't mind if it's roughly or gently, we'd just like to get ploughed in Mason's Bentley

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Forgive me ladies for I have sinned, and I'm blaming you all entirely. I only went and re-read the captain smut before bed and had an amazingly filthy dream involving me and daddy in the Stamford bridge changing rooms. Him in just the captain's armband and me in his shirt with my hands tied behind my head with his actual socks. Just as he was on his knees checking how flooded my basement was, Craig walked in. I don't know what is wrong with me because I invited him to join in. He did, it was pure filth and now I feel dirty. I'm off to church now to repent my sins and when I get home I'm going to sit in my box in the corner
Geraldine you are living my dream!!! Why don’t I ever have dreams as good as that? 😍

Mason was actually in my dream last night, I was at his WEDDING to SOMEONE ELSE. He did however realise during the course of the reception that it was me that he wanted and I think he was going to leave her, but we didn’t get that far. No smut. Sad. Also his hair was really short in the dream. I swear, my subconscious hates me😳
 
Geraldine you are living my dream!!! Why don’t I ever have dreams as good as that? 😍

Mason was actually in my dream last night, I was at his WEDDING to SOMEONE ELSE. He did however realise during the course of the reception that it was me that he wanted and I think he was going to leave her, but we didn’t get that far. No smut. Sad. Also his hair was really short in the dream. I swear, my subconscious hates me😳
I actually want to rugby tackle Mase’s bride and his barber simultaneously for you. It’s not even my dream but I’m fuming for you 😂
 
Geraldine you are living my dream!!! Why don’t I ever have dreams as good as that? 😍

Mason was actually in my dream last night, I was at his WEDDING to SOMEONE ELSE. He did however realise during the course of the reception that it was me that he wanted and I think he was going to leave her, but we didn’t get that far. No smut. Sad. Also his hair was really short in the dream. I swear, my subconscious hates me😳
It wasn't butternips that he was marrying was it?
 
I actually want to rugby tackle Mase’s bride and his barber simultaneously for you. It’s not even my dream but I’m fuming for you 😂
I can’t tell you how much I appreciate this FBC solidarity 💙

It wasn't butternips that he was marrying was it?
You know it probably was, she’s destined to reappear at the worst moments 😩 least he was leaving her (or so the short haired dream Mason said)

God I feel old today. My cousin‘s son born The Same year as me has became a dad. Meanwhile I am sitting here feeling Older and older and having the lifestyle of a pensioner. I am only 25.
I am probably the worst person to comment because my life and my attitude towards commitment of any kind is literally this meme

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But honestly 25 is nothing! Your life has barely started, there’s still so much to come.
 
God I feel old today. My cousin‘s son born The Same year as me has became a dad. Meanwhile I am sitting here feeling Older and older and having the lifestyle of a pensioner. I am only 25.

I’m 28 and don’t have any kids. I’m the cool drunk auntie that has made it the longest/oldest out of my whole family (both my mum and dads side) without reproducing! The rest of them breed like rabbits 🤣

I see friends and people from school getting married, starting families and i’m like YEAH CANT RELATE, THAT COULDN’T BE ME.

I have no plans to pop any sprogs out until my early thirties ✌🏻
 
Oh my GOD why have I never watched “The Pride” video of Mason’s story before? 😩 I’ve seen short clips but never watched the full thing. Just bawled my eyes out, what a guy and what a family, it ending with his dad saying “fair play to him, I’m elated” absolutely got me. This is too much for a Sunday afternoon 😭
 
Oh my GOD why have I never watched “The Pride” video of Mason’s story before? 😩 I’ve seen short clips but never watched the full thing. Just bawled my eyes out, what a guy and what a family, it ending with his dad saying “fair play to him, I’m elated” absolutely got me. This is too much for a Sunday afternoon 😭

oh might watch this later
 
Oh my GOD why have I never watched “The Pride” video of Mason’s story before? 😩 I’ve seen short clips but never watched the full thing. Just bawled my eyes out, what a guy and what a family, it ending with his dad saying “fair play to him, I’m elated” absolutely got me. This is too much for a Sunday afternoon 😭
It’s lovely isn’t it? It got me emotional the first time I watched too 😭😭
 
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