Forgive me ladies for I have sinned, and I'm blaming you all entirely. I only went and re-read the captain smut before bed and had an amazingly filthy dream involving me and daddy in the Stamford bridge changing rooms. Him in just the captain's armband and me in his shirt with my hands tied behind my head with his actual socks. Just as he was on his knees checking how flooded my basement was, Craig walked in. I don't know what is wrong with me because I invited him to join in. He did, it was pure filth and now I feel dirty. I'm off to church now to repent my sins and when I get home I'm going to sit in my box in the corner
Just admit you fancy it’s ok there’s growing numbers of us