Mason Mount #14 Wet Wednesday will go down in history, Mason needs to stop taking fashion inspo from Chilly

[calmyourritas]

My heart

 

[Scuffed]

I'd rather be stalked by Joe Goldberg

 

[Eden246]

I think not even a full hazmat suit could protect you from what he’s got

It’s Chilly Willy time!! I’ll pass… thanks.

 

[MrsGrealish]

I keep getting Lightbulbs girlfriend appear on my tiktok.

She's as about as interesting as wet cardboard.

Go away!

 

[Aailen]

don’t forget he uses protection angels

I really hope he is listening to his own advice (in every sense of the word)

 

[GGina]

I dont and I wont!!

He's still a weirdo. A weirdo with a huge dick is a still weirdo.

This is my problem. I know he's a weirdo- the Chinese thing, the bad vibes, him being a proper slut but honestly NOTHING can give me the ick (not even the tinker bell costume) I need a Chilly intervention

 

[Chani10]

I mean, Craig does give me the ick sometimes but I still would

 

[Scuffed]

This is my problem. I know he's a weirdo- the Chinese thing, the bad vibes, him being a proper slut but honestly NOTHING can give me the ick (not even the tinker bell costume)

I feel you, there’s some people you wish you could get the ick for but just can’t, no matter how hard you try

I’m not talking about Chilly though!!

 

[Thegreenbush96]

I’ve said it before but Chilly just feels the type of guy who would want the snip so he can’t ever have kids.

Do we think the number of girls he has been with is in triple figures. Surely no where near four figures yet.

 

[Smca53]

I feel you, there’s some people you wish you could get the ick for but just can’t, no matter how hard you try

I’m not talking about Chilly though!!

An indirect @ to

 

[Scuffed]

An indirect @ to

 

[GGina]

I’ve said it before but Chilly just feels the type of guy who would want the snip so he can’t ever have kids.

Do we think the number of girls he has been with is in triple figures. Surely no where near four figures yet.

He's definitely banged more insta models than I've had hot dinners (wouldn't stop me like)

 

[MrsGrealish]

I feel you, there’s some people you wish you could get the ick for but just can’t, no matter how hard you try

I’m not talking about Chilly though!!

Jack should give me the ick, but I just cant.

I love that thick knobhead.

Pebbles should too, but I still wouldnt say no to nasty sex with him.

 

[calmyourritas]

New thread just before bed

Mason Mount #15 Battle of the bulge, we over indulge, waiting for the secrets Butternips will finally divulge

THREAD 15 BABY!!!! Title by @MrsGrealish I just changed the wording slightly. We aren’t responsible for any offence, psychological trauma or rampant horniness, so don’t be sending us your court summons/therapy bills/childcare bills. They will be used to dry our flooded basements. Initiation...

tattle.life

 

[Thegreenbush96]

He's definitely banged more insta models than I've had hot dinners (wouldn't stop me like)

I wonder if any of them have ever told him the words - I’m pregnant. Would not shock me if we find out some day he has been acting like Snail and has kids out there he doesn’t see.

I think we would all be heartbroken if we found out Mason was acting like that and shocked if Declan, Jordan Pickford, Jordan Henderson or DCL were acting like that.

 

[Suder34]

Jack should give me the ick, but I just cant.

I love that thick knobhead.

Pebbles should too, but I still wouldnt say no to nasty sex with him.

I just don’t get it with jack - can’t see the attraction!
john on the other hand - yes he’s a shit but the things I would let that man do to me