Mason Mount #14 Wet Wednesday will go down in history, Mason needs to stop taking fashion inspo from Chilly

[User name taken]

I’m halfway through a recap and it’s just completely random shit as usual I feel sorry for people who just stumble upon this thread and have to work out what we’re talking about

I'm sure you'll work your usual magic at least there was some actual content this thread.

 

[MrsGrealish]

In honour of our bulge pics earlier.

"Mason Mount #15 Battle of the bulge, we over indulge, of the secrets will Butternips finally divulge.

I hope you buggers appreciate the work it took to get two words to rhyme with bulge.

 

[jflurker93]

I can’t remember anything after wet wednesday… apart from now identifying as a yellow flower or a caterpillar cake. Oh and we all put forward our suggestions aka demands for the next england camp.

Which reminds me, I found this on tik tok and forgot to share it the other day

Daddy let me in, it’s windy out here

 

[User name taken]

I hope you buggers appreciate the work it took to get two words to rhyme with bulge.

My rhyming skills are along the lines of cat hat fat.

My rhyming skills are along the lines of cat hat fat.

*twat

 

[calmyourritas]

I think Mr Rita is starting to suspect me. I was just tattling minding my own business, he’s flicking through channels. Suddenly I hear ITS MASON MOUNT and I’m like OMG WHAT. Hes only bloody put the highlights on from yesterday’s match

 

[User name taken]

I think Mr Rita is starting to suspect me. I was just tattling minding my own business, he’s flicking through channels. Suddenly I hear ITS MASON MOUNT and I’m like OMG WHAT. Hes only bloody put the highlights on from yesterday’s match

These partners are getting switched on.

 

[keylimepie]

These partners are getting switched on.

Shame they can’t switch a bloody kettle or hoover on instead!

 

[MrsGrealish]

Has anyone seen @Geraldine.20.jobs lately?

 

[Eden246]

Shame they can’t switch a bloody kettle or hoover on instead!

 

[Smca53]

Back home. After the big chilly willy love this morning I may have to go back and have another a look in a couple of days, Im ovulating and my taste can be quite questionable. Sorry @Smca53 I will try my best.

Let me know when to hit you with the big willy chilly photo again and we’ll see how you feel at that point

 

[User name taken]

Let me know when to hit you with the big willy chilly photo again and we’ll see how you feel at that point

I'm scared to see it this late at night just in case Chilly and his big willy both pop up in my dreams.

 

[Smca53]

I'm scared to see it this late at night just in case Chilly and his big willy both pop up in my dreams.

 

[MrsGrealish]

I'm scared to see it this late at night just in case Chilly and his big willy both pop up in my dreams.

I think Chilly N Willy might pop up in mine.

 

[GGina]

Where is that tattler who was DMing Craig- have you smashed yet? Can you confirm if he really is Chilly Big Willy?

 

[calmyourritas]

Does everyone fancy chilly now? Am I in the minority?

 

[Suder34]

I'm scared to see it this late at night just in case Chilly and his big willy both pop up in my dreams.

Chilly can keep his willy! It may be ample but it’s probably been many many places

 

[Eden246]

Does everyone fancy chilly now? Am I in the minority?

If you’re the minority i’m there with you. Not for me despite his impressive bulge this morning

 

[PunkRocker]

Does everyone fancy chilly now? Am I in the minority?

Absolutely not! It could be 12 inches and I still wouldn't want him near me!

 

[User name taken]

Chilly can keep his willy! It may be ample but it’s probably been many many places

It's big but it must be diamond tipped as well.

 

[Smca53]

Does everyone fancy chilly now? Am I in the minority?

I’d like my dedication to Craig in the early days to be recognised, back when the entire FBC were against me, thanks one and all x