Mason Mount #12 A pinch to the chin for Mr Snail, number 5 on the Butters scale

[Eden246]

Just love a weekly kick off on the wags thread

 

[Scuffed]

Ahh god. I'm all flustered on the train now.......

I'm in a right mood with my OH today. It's our anniversary and he hasn't even mentioned it, not a word. No acknowledgment whatsoever. Mason would remember. Mason would make it special. It's been 11 years & I'm 29 so not too elderly, so call me mason - I'll happily trade my OH in

Here’s some anniversary socks!

 

[Smca53]

Here’s some anniversary socks!
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That blue one gets me every time

 

[PunkRocker]

Where are my Spanish speakers? I've got 'need' and 'big' and I think I could make an educated guess at the rest!

 

[Eden246]

Here’s some anniversary socks!
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Imagine being underneath him in the third pic. Helllooooo.

 

[Isanythingrealanymore]

You’re on the train? Mason would never. You’d be in the Bentley.

Exactly. Am I asking too much!? Mason, it's our anniversary - cook me dinner, spit in my face, rail me senseless, stroke my hair til I fall asleep.

 

[MrsGrealish]

Here’s some anniversary socks!
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I always thought that Mase had black hair, but he's go red tones in his hair.

 

[BDY_97]

Where are my Spanish speakers? I've got 'need' and 'big' and I think I could make an educated guess at the rest!

Pretty much saying she needs something big, long, hard and that will last long. Same babe, same x

 

[Eden246]

Exactly. Am I asking too much!? Mason, it's our anniversary - cook me dinner, spit in my face, rail me senseless, stroke my hair til I fall asleep.

No way! That is the bare minimum Mason would give us. That’s a standard day to day procedure, never mind on an anniversary!

Pretty much saying she needs something big, long, hard and that will last long. Same babe, same x

 

[Isanythingrealanymore]

Where are my Spanish speakers? I've got 'need' and 'big' and I think I could make an educated guess at the rest!

I'm not sure on the others but she's saying I need something big large and hard.... Don't we all hun x

 

[GGina]

Here’s some anniversary socks!
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After seeing these I withdraw my previous worries that it might be a lil cocktail sausage, obviously not

 

[Scuffed]

Pretty much saying she needs something big, long, hard and that will last long. Same babe, same x

 

[PunkRocker]

Pretty much saying she needs something big, long, hard and that will last long. Same babe, same x

She's shooting her shot, I respect that

 

[MrsGrealish]

No way! That is the bare minimum Mason would give us. That’s a standard day to day procedure, never mind on an anniversary!

Not only he cook you dinner, massage your entire body, fuck you in a blissful post-coital coma and stroke your hair. He'd bring out the flowers, the candles, run you a bath, do a little dance for you, listen to all of your life shit, and help you put it all into perspective.

And more importantly, he let you pick what to watch on Telly, and he watch it with interest even though he hated it.

 

[PunkRocker]

After seeing these I withdraw my previous worries that it might be a lil cocktail sausage, obviously not

I had the same worry early on in the obsession but was very pleased to be repeatedly proven wrong

 

[Isanythingrealanymore]

She's shooting her shot, I respect that

Wish I had the balls to comment that on his post (not that he would see it as we all know, he doesn't have the password)

I wonder where butternips is... should we invite her to the pub too?

 

[Nao]

I don’t drink so happy to be designated driver and official photographer

No photos please haha. Well, maybe for the Elders insta influencer account only

 

[Scuffed]

Not only he cook you dinner, massage your entire body, fuck you in a blissful post-coital coma and stroke your hair. He'd bring out the flowers, the candles, run you a bath, do a little dance for you, listen to all of your life shit, and help you put it all into perspective.

And more importantly, he let you pick what to watch on Telly, and he watch it with interest even though he hated it.

 

[MrsGrealish]

We are talking about Mason Mount here arent we?

 

[Eden246]

Wish I had the balls to comment that on his post (not that he would see it as we all know, he doesn't have the password)

I wonder where butternips is... should we invite her to the pub too?

Ive only got the balls to leave him a blue love heart. I’ll have the last laugh when he slides in the DMs