Mason Mount #12 A pinch to the chin for Mr Snail, number 5 on the Butters scale

[QueenL]

Just came home and caught up with the thread; 13 freaking pages, I thought we had finally got socks!! Instead, I come here to see that some of you haven't watched HP and most of you don't appreciate LOTR

Ok, I'll fly to London and we can meet at Mason's to watch LOTR. This is unacceptable.

Thank God at least one of you have taste () you lot were killing me. I know every word of those films. Don't even know how many times I've seen them.

I love colour, can't be doing with crushed grey velvet. My house is full of Leonid Afremov paintings, my ex husband hated them, but they're just so colourful.

They look incredible! Love them! I'm sure your house looks amazing.

When I get with Mase I will be sure to re-decorate that house...those sofas are really awful. I'll let you send your ideas
And don't worry, I will ban the barber from the house, we can't have him cutting his hair every week! But at least he finally removed the chin rat!!!

Adding a picture, so you can enjoy when you wake up, ignore the right side! But Tyrone.....

 

[User name taken]

I'll appreciate your post, I think everyone is asleep, though it took me about 5 attempts to type this

 

[MrsGrealish]

Come on Greenbush, I'm wide awake, pissed and up for a gossip, what do you know?

Is anyone awake, or am I just the saddo in the corner?

I'm still up. I'm regret the booze earlier.

 

[User name taken]

Im still going sometimes don't know when to stop for my own good 1

 

[MrsGrealish]

Im still going sometimes don't know when to stop for my own good 1

I stopped because I ran out and couldn't be arsed to get more.

 

[User name taken]

I wish I had run out! Still carrying on till the bottles empty.

 

[MrsGrealish]

My stomach is absolutely churning inside.

 

[User name taken]

My stomach is absolutely churning inside.

Booze or something else?

 

[MrsGrealish]

Booze or something else?

The booze.

 

[User name taken]

Helllooooo, anyone up? Just me. Sooooooo in a chatty mood cause I am pissed. Gonna tell you my life story, like I tell the kebab man except he's bored of it.Essay incoming! Married for 20 years, very happy, no problems. Went on holiday to the Netherlands. Massive thunderstorm woke me up one night, husband wasn't in bed. Looked out the front of the chalet we were in and saw him fucking the Dutch munter next door! She was married with a 2 year old daughter. I kept my shit together until we were back in the UK and told him I wanted a divorce. For 18 years of our marriage he was in the army, I've always trusted him when he was away. When I caught him with ugly Dutch woman he swore it was the only time he cheated on me. I told him I couldn't trust him because if I hadnt woke up I would never have known about that occasion so how could I trust him about anything else
He made me feel sick every time I looked at him so I divorced his cheating fucking arse. We stayed friends after the divorce more so for the boys but 20 years is a long time to cut someone out of your life. Anyway a year after we divorced he fell ill and ended up in an induced coma, after 10 days I gave the instruction to turn off the machines as he had a massive bleed on the brain and there was no coming back from it. So that was me, divorced and widowed in one year and left with 3 grieving teenage boys.That was four years ago, I haven't dated anyone since because he really did a fucking number on me and I don't think I can trust any man again. Maybe one day, I dont know.Regardless of the above shit I'm happy, my boys are thriving and have coped amazingly. I have to say this has been cathartic for me as I have never explained the full reason to friends and family of our divorce, just said we had grown apart. Will probably wake up Tomorrow and think what the actual fuck.

 

[layrdx]

Helllooooo, anyone up? Just me. Sooooooo in a chatty mood cause I am pissed. Gonna tell you my life story, like I tell the kebab man except he's bored of it.Essay incoming! Married for 20 years, very happy, no problems. Went on holiday to the Netherlands. Massive thunderstorm woke me up one night, husband wasn't in bed. Looked out the front of the chalet we were in and saw him fucking the Dutch munter next door! She was married with a 2 year old daughter. I kept my shit together until we were back in the UK and told him I wanted a divorce. For 18 years of our marriage he was in the army, I've always trusted him when he was away. When I caught him with ugly Dutch woman he swore it was the only time he cheated on me. I told him I couldn't trust him because if I hadnt woke up I would never have known about that occasion so how could I trust him about anything else
He made me feel sick every time I looked at him so I divorced his cheating fucking arse. We stayed friends after the divorce more so for the boys but 20 years is a long time to cut someone out of your life. Anyway a year after we divorced he fell ill and ended up in an induced coma, after 10 days I gave the instruction to turn off the machines as he had a massive bleed on the brain and there was no coming back from it. So that was me, divorced and widowed in one year and left with 3 grieving teenage boys.That was four years ago, I haven't dated anyone since because he really did a fucking number on me and I don't think I can trust any man again. Maybe one day, I dont know.Regardless of the above shit I'm happy, my boys are thriving and have coped amazingly. I have to say this has been cathartic for me as I have never explained the full reason to friends and family of our divorce, just said we had grown apart. Will probably wake up Tomorrow and think what the actual fuck.

As someone who has had their life enriched by the removal of their father (he’s still alive just very far away from me), you go girl! As long as you’re happy. Karma has its kiss for some people and it sounds like it fully frenched that guy.

Also just woke up and just caught up, feeling defeated but also not surprised re the haircut. If only this man was as fervent in pursuing me as he was in pursuing the Jim Carrey look. Oh, to be loved the way mason loves bowl cuts.

The crushed velvet sofas are a nightmare but I’m working on a couch catalogue as we speak, hit me up for another way I’d change your life Daddy.

 

[GGina]

It always makes me laugh that this is a rave thread and we are quite brutal about him at times with the hair, his furniture, his lack of sock content… meanwhile also thirsting over his friends

The poor lad is constantly bullied on here we're the worst 'fans'

 

[Scuffed]

Helllooooo, anyone up? Just me. Sooooooo in a chatty mood cause I am pissed. Gonna tell you my life story, like I tell the kebab man except he's bored of it.Essay incoming! Married for 20 years, very happy, no problems. Went on holiday to the Netherlands. Massive thunderstorm woke me up one night, husband wasn't in bed. Looked out the front of the chalet we were in and saw him fucking the Dutch munter next door! She was married with a 2 year old daughter. I kept my shit together until we were back in the UK and told him I wanted a divorce. For 18 years of our marriage he was in the army, I've always trusted him when he was away. When I caught him with ugly Dutch woman he swore it was the only time he cheated on me. I told him I couldn't trust him because if I hadnt woke up I would never have known about that occasion so how could I trust him about anything else
He made me feel sick every time I looked at him so I divorced his cheating fucking arse. We stayed friends after the divorce more so for the boys but 20 years is a long time to cut someone out of your life. Anyway a year after we divorced he fell ill and ended up in an induced coma, after 10 days I gave the instruction to turn off the machines as he had a massive bleed on the brain and there was no coming back from it. So that was me, divorced and widowed in one year and left with 3 grieving teenage boys.That was four years ago, I haven't dated anyone since because he really did a fucking number on me and I don't think I can trust any man again. Maybe one day, I dont know.Regardless of the above shit I'm happy, my boys are thriving and have coped amazingly. I have to say this has been cathartic for me as I have never explained the full reason to friends and family of our divorce, just said we had grown apart. Will probably wake up Tomorrow and think what the actual fuck.

Bloody hell lady, that’s some life story. Glad you’re happy now and have 3 amazing boys

 

[Isanythingrealanymore]

Morning mounters, happy sweaty Saturday

Helllooooo, anyone up? Just me. Sooooooo in a chatty mood cause I am pissed. Gonna tell you my life story, like I tell the kebab man except he's bored of it.Essay incoming! Married for 20 years, very happy, no problems. Went on holiday to the Netherlands. Massive thunderstorm woke me up one night, husband wasn't in bed. Looked out the front of the chalet we were in and saw him fucking the Dutch munter next door! She was married with a 2 year old daughter. I kept my shit together until we were back in the UK and told him I wanted a divorce. For 18 years of our marriage he was in the army, I've always trusted him when he was away. When I caught him with ugly Dutch woman he swore it was the only time he cheated on me. I told him I couldn't trust him because if I hadnt woke up I would never have known about that occasion so how could I trust him about anything else
He made me feel sick every time I looked at him so I divorced his cheating fucking arse. We stayed friends after the divorce more so for the boys but 20 years is a long time to cut someone out of your life. Anyway a year after we divorced he fell ill and ended up in an induced coma, after 10 days I gave the instruction to turn off the machines as he had a massive bleed on the brain and there was no coming back from it. So that was me, divorced and widowed in one year and left with 3 grieving teenage boys.That was four years ago, I haven't dated anyone since because he really did a fucking number on me and I don't think I can trust any man again. Maybe one day, I dont know.Regardless of the above shit I'm happy, my boys are thriving and have coped amazingly. I have to say this has been cathartic for me as I have never explained the full reason to friends and family of our divorce, just said we had grown apart. Will probably wake up Tomorrow and think what the actual fuck.

Bloody hell @User name taken You are one strong lady. I’m so happy you’re here

 

[Chani10]

Morning ladies! I have an early trip to Ikea waiting for me today and then I'll be back for all the football. My United people will piss me off with the whole Ronaldo thing so Mason better deliver today

 

[Scuffed]

Morning FBC Mounters!! Here’s to a very Sweaty Saturday

I’m up early and enjoying a coffee in peace. No plans at all today so am looking forward to a chilled one. Maybe a Fanta later if I feel like getting crazy

Really hope we get some hot new content today, just a few new sock pics, bit of spitting, some angry Mase. It doesn’t seem too much to ask for

Just posting this as angry Mase is practically peak Mason for me. That shove at the end! That’s how he defends my honour!

 

[Isanythingrealanymore]

Morning FBC Mounters!! Here’s to a very Sweaty Saturday

I’m up early and enjoying a coffee in peace. No plans at all today so am looking forward to a chilled one. Maybe a Fanta later if I feel like getting crazy

Really hope we get some hot new content today, just a few new sock pics, bit of spitting, some angry Mase. It doesn’t seem too much to ask for

Just posting this as angry Mase is practically peak Mason for me. That shove at the end! That’s how he defends my honour!

Like to think this is how he’d be if anyone ever said anything bad about the FBC like when the wags thread have a pop

He’s like… what did you say about my women!?

 

[MrsGrealish]

Morning Ladies.

I'm reluctantly awake as my bladder refused to fuck off for an hour or two.

 

[Scuffed]

Like to think this is how he’d be if anyone ever said anything bad about the FBC like when the wags thread have a pop

He’s like… what did you say about my women!?

He’s our hero!

 

[jflurker93]

Helllooooo, anyone up? Just me. Sooooooo in a chatty mood cause I am pissed. Gonna tell you my life story, like I tell the kebab man except he's bored of it.Essay incoming! Married for 20 years, very happy, no problems. Went on holiday to the Netherlands. Massive thunderstorm woke me up one night, husband wasn't in bed. Looked out the front of the chalet we were in and saw him fucking the Dutch munter next door! She was married with a 2 year old daughter. I kept my shit together until we were back in the UK and told him I wanted a divorce. For 18 years of our marriage he was in the army, I've always trusted him when he was away. When I caught him with ugly Dutch woman he swore it was the only time he cheated on me. I told him I couldn't trust him because if I hadnt woke up I would never have known about that occasion so how could I trust him about anything else
He made me feel sick every time I looked at him so I divorced his cheating fucking arse. We stayed friends after the divorce more so for the boys but 20 years is a long time to cut someone out of your life. Anyway a year after we divorced he fell ill and ended up in an induced coma, after 10 days I gave the instruction to turn off the machines as he had a massive bleed on the brain and there was no coming back from it. So that was me, divorced and widowed in one year and left with 3 grieving teenage boys.That was four years ago, I haven't dated anyone since because he really did a fucking number on me and I don't think I can trust any man again. Maybe one day, I dont know.Regardless of the above shit I'm happy, my boys are thriving and have coped amazingly. I have to say this has been cathartic for me as I have never explained the full reason to friends and family of our divorce, just said we had grown apart. Will probably wake up Tomorrow and think what the actual fuck.

What a brave & strong lady you are heart