Mason Mount #12 A pinch to the chin for Mr Snail, number 5 on the Butters scale

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[GGina]

Bless him. Nothing between the ears that one

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Bless him it's a good job he can kick a ball ❤

 

[MrsGrealish]

His brain is well and truly in his pants! And I would totally go there

Yep.

I dont even have to worry about him reading my fanfic about him. He wouldnt be able to concentrate long enough to read it all.

 

[calmyourritas]

Yep.

I dont even have to worry about him reading my fanfic about him. He wouldnt be able to concentrate long enough to read it all.

Do you think he can read?

 

[GGina]

Do you think he can read?

A wot? A book?

 

[MrsGrealish]

Do you think he can read?

He can read, but words longer than 5 letters confuse him.

 

[BitofAsda]

Everyone I need some good vibes so I can write this Pebbles smut behind a chippy.

Allow me…
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[MrsGrealish]

Allow me…
.

Thanks babe. I've gotta finish this at 10 otherwise no John Stones romantic and steamy smut tonight.

 

[Scuffed]

Bless him. Nothing between the ears that one

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It’s what’s between his legs that counts!

 

[MrsGrealish]

It’s what’s between his legs that counts!

Yeah, I dont need him for talk. I need him for some nasty backseat shags.

 

[Thegreenbush96]

Just catching up.

I wonder if Daddy learned any Dutch when he lived there for a season?


I don’t find Havertz that attractive - his face just looks weird to me.

 

[Geraldine.20.jobs]

Do you think he can read?

Not if it's an encyclopedia of football

 

[Smca53]

Do you think he can read?

Nevermind reading, have you seen how he writes?

 

[PunkRocker]

Nevermind reading, have you seen how he writes?

Like a simpleton

 

[GGina]

Nevermind reading, have you seen how he writes?

How does this man survive adult life

 

[Isanythingrealanymore]

So much grealish/pebbles chat tonight… let me know when we’re back to daddy m cos those 2 do zero for me

 

[Smca53]

How does this man survive adult life

Great question. I have to admit he is my favourite footballer to watch being interviewed, he’s always hilarious

 

[MrsGrealish]

Nevermind reading, have you seen how he writes?

He's such an idiot but I still luffs him so, even if his IQ is lower than my 14 year old daughter's.

 

[QueenL]

Paddy actually plays like 4 instruments and speaks God knows how many languages. Smart boy.

I read somewhere he was offered a place at Harvard too! So clearly clever enough!


Something for all of you, no socks, unfortunately.

 

[Eden246]

Great question. I have to admit he is my favourite footballer to watch being interviewed, he’s always hilarious

You can literally see his brain ticking