Mason Mount #12 A pinch to the chin for Mr Snail, number 5 on the Butters scale

What do you think about moustached Mason?

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BitofAsda said:
Pretty decent Spanish as I lived in Spain for 3 years about ten years ago. Was there for absolute PEAK Liga and La Roja: Pep at Barca, Mou at Real, it was a joy. Mou did everything in his power to goad stony Pep into daily headlines. Surprised how little tattle there was about the A-list players as Spain is Tattle central to the point of hideous. Weirdly it's the bullfighters who nab more headlines and baddies. The only one who got any 'prensa rosa' (gossip press) was Ramos who is and was thick as absolute mince. The rest all with childhood sweethearts, snooze. I just know we'd have had Xabi Alonso on a slow burn as he was the only one with anything about him. Xavi H lived in his mum's house in a single bed till his late 20s but he was cute as.
Spanish football banter surprisingly good; went to the Bernabeu when Pique just started seeing Shakira and there were some quality placards. Will try and dig some out.
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Yeh I guess you don't think much about banter in other countries unless you're there seeing it. I've always thought Ramos has the look of some kind of deviant, I don't trust his beady eyes! And that's really as far as my Spanish football knowledge goes so I won't pretend otherwise! 😂

Eden246 said:
I did think as I typed it, this word is awful 🤣
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It was a bold choice 🤣

Isanythingrealanymore said:
Speak in tongues… I like it. All about the body language at the end of the day 👅😂
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True! And his body language is saying 'I am going to destroy you now!' 🤤🤣
 
jflurker93 said:
This video is coming on leaps and bounds I’m not sure i want to share it with you all 😂😂

I need a main video of him to put over the sound.. one with eye contact? any suggestions?
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The one of him in the dark grey England kit!! I’ll see if I can find it!!

PunkRocker said:
'Could I interest you in some oral?' 🤣🤣

A mate of mine was dating a girl who called it a blozzer so that's what I say now! 🤣
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I’d have to decline ‘come back when you ask me to suck it’ 🤣🤣 just an FYI for you there MM😉

A blozzer!!! Never heard that one before 🤣
 
jflurker93 said:
This video is coming on leaps and bounds I’m not sure i want to share it with you all 😂😂

I need a main video of him to put over the sound.. one with eye contact? any suggestions?
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Best eye contact has got to be that 'only you babe' one! Or there was one way back that killed us all off, think he had the headset on 🥵

Eden246 said:
The one of him in the dark grey England kit!! I’ll see if I can find it!!



I’d have to decline ‘come back when you ask me to suck it’ 🤣🤣 just an FYI for you there MM😉

A blozzer!!! Never heard that one before 🤣
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This one?



No I've never heard it before or since! 🤣 I'm sure she was from London.
 
PunkRocker said:
Best eye contact has got to be that 'only you babe' one! Or there was one way back that killed us all off, think he had the headset on 🥵



This one?



No I've never heard it before or since! 🤣 I'm sure she was from London.
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yessss! That one! Incoming tidal wave! Hahaha that’s great. Might have to drop it into a conversation 🤣

I’m now searching tik tok for ‘Mason Mount eye contact’ 🤣 found this one I’ve not seen 🥵

 
PunkRocker said:
So it seems that we need to be a barber or a dentist to get access to all the footballers. Interesante 🤔🤣
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I've got about two months left of my first degree and everyday I check the premier league/chelsea linked in page to see if I can quickly switch up my course so I can meet any of the criteria for the jobs they post 😭:ROFLMAO:

Eden246 said:
yessss! That one! Incoming tidal wave! Hahaha that’s great. Might have to drop it into a conversation 🤣

I’m now searching tik tok for ‘Mason Mount eye contact’ 🤣 found this one I’ve not seen 🥵

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Oh to be Chunkz in that video
 
Eden246 said:
yessss! That one! Incoming tidal wave! Hahaha that’s great. Might have to drop it into a conversation 🤣

I’m now searching tik tok for ‘Mason Mount eye contact’ 🤣 found this one I’ve not seen 🥵

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I don't think I could seriously say it to a stranger but I sometimes tell OH I'll give him a blozzer if he does something I can't be arsed to do 🤣 I'll give you a blozzer if you go and fetch the bins in!

Why is he always biting his lip or sticking his tongue out or something else suggestive when he's giving eye contact?! 🥵

 
PunkRocker said:
I don't think I could seriously say it to a stranger but I sometimes tell OH I'll give him a blozzer if he does something I can't be arsed to do 🤣 I'll give you a blozzer if you go and fetch the bins in!

Why is he always biting his lip or sticking his tongue out or something else suggestive when he's giving eye contact?! 🥵

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Preach it hahaha haven’t we all done similar? Won’t be asking no stranger if he’s heard of a blozzer, I’ll ask the Mr. Won’t be asking if he wants one though just incase he knows what it is 😂😂😂 Yeah the eye contact kills me, staring into my soul ready to take me to funky town.
 
Eden246 said:

Preach it hahaha haven’t we all done similar? Won’t be asking no stranger if he’s heard of a blozzer, I’ll ask the Mr. Won’t be asking if he wants one though just incase he knows what it is 😂😂😂 Yeah the eye contact kills me, staring into my soul ready to take me to funky town.
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Got to be done sometimes hasn't it! And other times I'd rather fetch the bins in! 🤣
Funky town 🤣👏🏻

Scuffed said:
Could have even been what first triggered the term ‘flooded basement’ to be used!! 🌊🌊🌊
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It could be! I'm going to find out and reminisce!
 
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