Married at first sight UK (MAFS) #5 Take your spoilers and eff off”

[breakfastattiffanys]

Here we gooooo

How many apartments has MAFS rented and can I have one please?!

You said please soooooo

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Oh Kasia give it a rest ffs. Men are allowed to say no too

 

[malibu skies]

I think I’ve worked out what it is about Richie that irks me so much - he’s so condescending. He’s a walking mansplaining red flag

 

[Dogtanian]

Ugh, Carling lager - sponsored by armitage shanks

 

[LittleMissOnions]

When everyone’s choice of snacks is more exciting than what’s happening on the telly you know it’s going to be a long night!

ps major craving for baked Camembert now

 

[boohoohun2]

When everyone’s choice of snacks is more exciting than what’s happening on the telly you know it’s going to be a long night!

ps major craving for baked Camembert now

Eggs

 

[Now I get it]

When everyone’s choice of snacks is more exciting than what’s happening on the telly you know it’s going to be a long night!

ps major craving for baked Camembert now

Vodka and tonic, and a..... KitKat!

 

[noseybirdxo]

Richie just creeps me out massively

 

[breakfastattiffanys]

If you've not tried crunchy wotsitsssss

They're like niknaks but wotsit flavoured

 

[Dogtanian]

Vodka and tonic, and a..... KitKat!

We have a winner!

 

[crispycrunch]

It's alright being horny etc but when it's someone you've just met and trying to make a "marriage" work calm the duck down. Cause I bet if he shagged her from the word go she'd be like he doesn't respect me now that we've had sex

 

[unfinishedsentenc]

I bet kwame was thankful for that night away from a very sexually frustrated Kasia. At least he didn't have to sleep with one eye open.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Most wines are vegan, but some bottles are sealed with beeswax, wine can be filtered with animal protein derivatives to get rid of grainy bits. I done veganuary a few years ago, did not enjoy. All the meat substitutes give me the worst stomach pain everrrrrr

My hairdresser is vegan and doesn’t have milk in the salon so you have to have oat milk in your coffee and it give me a stomach ache everytime so I take a Starbs in with me now, I don’t think it’s as good for you as they make out.

 

[Ray_of_Sunshine]

Its from a little local bakery/deli place near my mum and dads! Your best bet is going a little independent place locally, I've never seen baked cheesecake in the big supermarkets

 

[Mizzdee]

Still cringing over Kasia's boss witch speech last night tbh

 

[Now I get it]

Gosh, getting advice from Kwame

 

[AnonyGoss]

What happened with Chanita and what's his face? (Her husband). I'm a bit lost. Why does he feel it might not work out?

 

[paulpercy666]

kwame is the type to say “fellas should females be allowed to use instagram”

 

[boohoohun2]

Why is Jordan acting like he’s gonna pick leave lol

 

[Now I get it]

I do feel for Pjay, totally fucked over