Married at first sight UK (MAFS) #5 Take your spoilers and eff off”

[bettyiwontmakeassumptions]

I hate everyone rn except Zoe

 

[paulpercy666]

nooooot the tears please

 

[Ray_of_Sunshine]

Waiting with my baked cheesecake and my cuppa

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Please point me in the direction of where one can purchase baked cheesecake because not even a sweet tooth kinda gal anymore but cheesecake was alway my thing and now I’m craving it lol

 

[Nijinsky_92]

Is Richie crying

 

[crispycrunch]

Why they crying like someone has just died

 

[Kas01980]

Exactly how old is Richie meant to be?

 

[Miffy29]

I literally don't care 1 bit about Lara and Richie

 

[AnonyGoss]

And this is the problem with Jenna. She keeps pushing her vegan agenda. And saying Zoe will stop eating meat one day when she knows all the facts. So patronising. Ironically, a lot of vegan foods are unethically sourced. But that's another conversation for another day.

 

[Jt2020]

How many apartments has MAFS rented and can I have one please?!

 

[paulpercy666]

christ she asked him to leave the apartment? not sleep in her vicinity? hell will be freezing over shortly

 

[boohoohun2]

And this is the problem with Jenna. She keeps pushing her vegan agenda. And saying Zoe will stop eating meat one day when she knows all the facts. So patronising. Ironically, a lot of vegan foods are unethically sourced.

All Zoe has gone on about is meat so she deffo won’t give it up lol

 

[Princess of Scots]

Do we really need to relive the moment Richie rubbed himself all over Lara during football for the 5th time?!

If I see it one more time I think I will need to seek counselling

 

[Miss Begotten]

Exactly how old is Richie meant to be?

The way he acts he’s somewhere between a 12 year old girl and an 80 year old man.

 

[crispycrunch]

She needs to work on herself too chatting tit constantly wanting to shag him and mount the chocolate ffs

 

[noseybirdxo]

That’s dedication girl

If there’s a will, there’s a way

 

[aimzalicious]

Please point me in the direction of where one can purchase baked cheesecake because not even a sweet tooth kinda gal anymore but cheesecake was alway my thing and now I’m craving it lol

Its from a little local bakery/deli place near my mum and dads! Your best bet is going a little independent place locally, I've never seen baked cheesecake in the big supermarkets

 

[Now I get it]

The way he acts he’s somewhere between a 12 year old girl and an 80 year old man.

Perfect description of the creepy wanker

 

[Brigitjonesbuttcheek]

10 minutes to go

Snog
Marry
Avoid


Ritchie
Thomas
Kwame

Duka
Zoe
Most of them

 

[Mizzdee]

Not the vegan thing again ffs . How is wine not vegan it’s made with grapes?

Most wines are vegan, but some bottles are sealed with beeswax, wine can be filtered with animal protein derivatives to get rid of grainy bits. I done veganuary a few years ago, did not enjoy. All the meat substitutes give me the worst stomach pain everrrrrr

 

[AnonyGoss]

Why is Kasia acting like her being a horny devil means she's a feminist? Women having choices isn't the same as wanting to sleep with a man who clearly doesn't want sex with you (yet).