Married at first sight UK (MAFS) #5 Take your spoilers and eff off”

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I kind of agree with what Jordan is saying about Chanita in the commitment ceremony. The way she was reading over his shoulder and correcting him was very patronising. You do it with your child, not your husband.
She’s got a real thing about his tidiness and cleanliness as well like she is superior to him because she dusts more often.
I agree he clearly really is trying but she is trying to make him into what she classes as the perfect partner being completely whipped which isn't nice. He is his own person imagine if he was doing that to her.
 
Richie is definitely the inexperienced one in the relationship, am sure as a rockstar he had his fair share of flings. I do feel Lara kinda enjoys and encourages the attention so if they have shagged of course he will be overtly affectionate to her.

Kwame is a git but he is trying to let Kasia down gently. I felt he means sex is to available these days in general, anyone male or female can go out and get laid. I think if Kasia played a bit harder to get his interest could possibly be piqued. Kasia is gorgeous but the sex-pest behaviour is off-putting big time!

I don’t believe Whitney has changed. At all! She may have become aware that her honest behaviour will not be making her popular. So she is trying to act all charming. Too little too late cuz we know she is a cow!

The Vegan Conflict is lame already. Yawn!
 
Jess really reminds me of a wish version of Tulisa 🤣
 

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Richie is a walking ick. That constant touching he does. She won't run away mate like she can wipe her own arse I'm sure!
I actually like Thomas, the dramatics are abit much, but then it's TV I would imagine he's very different in real life.
We need to protect Zoe at all costs. I feel the show cut off alot of scenes etc and the vegan thing is probably being pushed on her alot in the apartment. She's trying to show an interest/compromise for her partner and she's getting duck all back bar 🙄🙄 I'm better than you, I make better life choices. I'd be out
 
I’m soooo cringed for her. Why’s she standing up and calling herself a boss witch lol
I was cringing so hard at that little speech Kasia gave. It was so hard to watch. The second hand embarrassment was too overwhelming for me. I had to pause it several times, to take deep breathes.

Do Vegans also practice Witchcraft? 🧙‍♀️
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Thought it was just me who got witchy vibes from her. There's something very dark about her energy. Like, she just seems miserable and too serious all the time.
 
If Kwame said “ I’ve had sex before with girls that I’ve been seening for a short time and it’s made me realise that I’ve dived in too quickly before, and I do need more and the repcrussions of having sex too much has been messy. So I want to learn and take it slow”. Nobody would bat an eyelid. That’s how he should’ve worded it.
Yeah, him basically saying that some women are for sex, and some women you get to know, was basically saying he thinks Kasia is in the 'slag' category.
He words things in a very weird way. He's not charming at all. (Even if he thinks she's a slag, at least word it better)

Why does George have the constant expression on his face as though he's just been told the world is going to end in the next five mins? Strange man...
This is so funny and accurate.
 
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Thought it was just me who got witchy vibes from her. There's something very dark about her energy. Like, she just seems miserable and too serious all the time.

Jenna’s shop is local to my home, it’s a Zero Waste shop and pretty cool. It’s part of the community. Jenna seems quite decent.

Being vegan fits with her sustainability outlook on life, it is a lifestyle for her.

I think the show is creating a lot of drama with it. I don’t think Zoe and Jenna are a good romantic match but they are both good people 👍🏻
 
Kwame is a git but he is trying to let Kasia down gently. I felt he means sex is to available these days in general, anyone male or female can go out and get laid. I think if Kasia played a bit harder to get his interest could possibly be piqued. Kasia is gorgeous but the sex-pest behaviour is off-putting big time!
I do agree Kasia is a sex pest. Sadly, I think she feels like she doesn't have anything else of value to offer, aside from her punani. Maybe she's used to men using her for sex, because this behaviour is too much.
 
Jenna’s shop is local to my home, it’s a Zero Waste shop and pretty cool. It’s part of the community. Jenna seems quite decent.

Being vegan fits with her sustainability outlook on life, it is a lifestyle for her.

I think the show is creating a lot of drama with it. I don’t think Zoe and Jenna are a good romantic match but they are both good people 👍🏻
I think the problem is whilst edited, Jenna's reactions to Zoe aren't great. Being Vegan is hard, it is really bleeping hard going vegan from a regular diet and the substitute stuff is the worst. I'm not Vegan, but went Vegan for a month as a trial. I respect people who do it and make it work for them but I also think those who preach at others hurt their cause more.

In Zoe's shoes, she's gone on looking for love and then been put in an intense situation with someone who, by the edit, is constantly judging and unhappy with her choices. She likely never expected it and I don't think this has been an issue for any other couple I've seen? It is a bad faith match by the show for drama because if someone is an ethical vegan with strong environmental views why match them with someone who doesn't share those views, views which majorly affect lifestyle?

What are they going to do with the new couple, match a member of the communist party with the child of a Lord?
 
Few points I noticed;

Whitney called it a contest when she was talking to the expert. It’s not a contest love it’s an experiment!!

Thomas wearing those sunglasses indoors when he had previously bitched about kasia wearing hers indoors at the commitment ceremony!! 🤔
He gives me FoneJacker vibes
Richie is definitely the inexperienced one in the relationship, am sure as a rockstar he had his fair share of flings. I do feel Lara kinda enjoys and encourages the attention so if they have shagged of course he will be overtly affectionate to her.

Kwame is a git but he is trying to let Kasia down gently. I felt he means sex is to available these days in general, anyone male or female can go out and get laid. I think if Kasia played a bit harder to get his interest could possibly be piqued. Kasia is gorgeous but the sex-pest behaviour is off-putting big time!

I don’t believe Whitney has changed. At all! She may have become aware that her honest behaviour will not be making her popular. So she is trying to act all charming. Too little too late cuz we know she is a cow!

The Vegan Conflict is lame already. Yawn!
You get the feeling that Kasia just wants sex and it doesnt matter who she mentally clicks with she seems about the physical level.

Thats fine she just likely wont sway Kwame. I do enjoy the banter with those 2 though🤭

No wonder April didnt turn up. She knows what she got to face now.
FFS The show is far to short😩
We never saw this gossip.
That kinda riles me.
 
I think rejection for Kasia is difficult for her. She looks amazing but Kwame professes he needs to connect with her on an emotional level to hop into her slashed blancmange pants. We see how eloquently PJay responded when Wonky Lips said she doesn’t fancy him. Kasia could have done the same but she got terribly defensive.

PJay is simping a bit, same with George. It’s a bit off putting to be honest.

Be yourselves, if you don’t connect with your inexpertly matched crappy spouse so what?

I reckon off camera Duka and Wigney have come to an agreement to fake it! It’s a total turnaround from how they were behaving before. Wigney does see it as a competition and she wants to win. They have both realised they can platonically win the competition.

J’s veganism doesn’t define her so can see why she is irked. But she could recognize Z is trying her best to compromise despite the cheeky digs.

Can Richie get a haircut? And ditch the white jeans? Lara is so stylish can she give him a make over to bring him to this century?

Adrian’s words were amazing, even if it’s the case that him and Thomas don’t end up staying together I hope they stay good pals!

The experts are tit and annoying. And they take screen time away from what’s replay happening. Eff off experts you’re all shite!
 
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