Married at first sight UK (MAFS) #5 Take your spoilers and eff off”

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Dogtanian said:
I'm not sure if this is a spoiler or not...

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...but I'm sure I've seen one of the new couples, Gemma from Devon, on the internet. Sans clothes and showing off what she has.
I may be wrong of course and I can hardly check whilst I'm at work.
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Your all gonna love her!! She’s fab honest talking kind and absolutely hillarious
 
I’m just catching up here now. Watching Whitney with Mel.
This may be weirdly specific; but my Afro haired girlies…

You know when you got a styling head, and they only had European haired ones in the 90s, and you’d use your own Afro styling products in it and it ended up stringy / greasy on top and fuzzy and dry at the ends?
That’s what Whitney’s hair looks like.
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Elles20 said:
They've released photos of the newbie couples on Instagram. Does anyone know when this will be shown?
Will there be any swapping happening 😱. My guess is April or Jess if this happens 🤣
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Thursday I believe and then honeymoons Monday! The way the editing is working surrounding April I’m gonna go with her I have a feeling we are all gonna absolutely loathe her by the end of the series.
 
Dogtanian said:
I'm not sure if this is a spoiler or not...

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...but I'm sure I've seen one of the new couples, Gemma from Devon, on the internet. Sans clothes and showing off what she has.
I may be wrong of course and I can hardly check whilst I'm at work.
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. She looks loud and annoying 😂. I’m not sure why. And I also think I’ve seen her before.
 
looking at Sophie’s older Insta photos she has had her lips done! Very orange, will fit right in!
Veneers Obv. I think jaw fillers?

Matt is a barber with lots of tattoos and a beard! Seems very outgoing!

Marriages: I reckon Gemma and Matt, they both have tattoos and cut hair. And Sophie and Jonathon but no idea why.

I can’t locate Gemma and Jonathon on IG!
 
MarshMallowMonster said:
looking at Sophie’s older Insta photos she has had her lips done! Very orange, will fit right in!
Veneers Obv. I think jaw fillers?

Matt is a barber with lots of tattoos and a beard! Seems very outgoing!

Marriages: I reckon Gemma and Matt, they both have tattoos and cut hair. And Sophie and Jonathon but no idea why.

I can’t locate Gemma and Jonathon on IG!
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reallifeofgemrose is Gemma’s johnathanwileman is Jonathan’s
 
pommynoir said:
I’m just catching up here now. Watching Whitney with Mel.
This may be weirdly specific; but my Afro haired girlies…

You know when you got a styling head, and they only had European haired ones in the 90s, and you’d use your own Afro styling products in it and it ended up stringy / greasy on top and fuzzy and dry at the ends?
That’s what Whitney’s hair looks like.
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Manky Girls' World 😃 - I used to buy similar things from jumble sales.
 
so I’ve checked out the instagrams of the newbies and my initial thoughts:
- Sophie seems like a lot of fun, plus she has a seperate insta dedicated to food she eats and I love that! Plus she’s stunning
- Gemrose is a pretty girl but very insta obsessed and I hate the boob pics / seductive poses next to pics of her kids. A lot of influencers do that , stresses me out. Plus she’s already got awful Nikita and Chloe Crowhurst commenting on her posts 😂😂
- Jonathan has given me the ick already
- Matt loves a hashtag and an inspirational quote, so unfortunately has also given me the ick
 
Last nights episode was really boring!!

Whitney and Duka - literally no idea what the duck is going on here. They talk in riddles or it’s been highly edited (probably the latter) so can’t fathom what’s happened between them. Only interesting thing from them last night was the snot dripping from Duka’s nose and attaching itself to his beard. And Whitney’s interchangeable posh accent

Thomas and Adrian - a couple of queens together and right up my street 😆 I want them to be my friends haha.

George & April - pointless none activity, Aprils made up accent where she elongates the last letter in a sentence is grating!!!

Zoe & Jenna -Zoe’s head is still fucked from meeting a really life vegan let alone marrying one. Her heads gone

kasia & Kwame - the girl is toooooo thirsty. She needs to reign that in! You can seen him getting the ick from her!!
 
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coconochanel said:
Sorry Im late but if a man had made a woman abseil down a high building when she was scared of heights they would have been an uproar, But its ok if a woman (April the witch) makes a man do it!
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A lot of double standards in this series, had it been a man keep telling a woman he wants to sleep with her and her refusing there'd be uproar and he's be removed from the show. Mrs Blobby (without the spots) does it and and it's treated as if he's the one in the wrong!
 
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