Married at first sight UK (MAFS) #5 Take your spoilers and eff off”

[crispycrunch]

duck sake! What’s her name then

duck knows do u not mean April

 

[Moongirl69]

Or castration!

Or bromide

 

[HaggisInMyBin]

I have a huge fear of flying. If someone made me get into a plane and jump for yes week I’d actually be really upset. I think it’s a step too far

I’m really scared of heights. I’d walk before doing what he had to do. She’s a bleep.

 

[aimzalicious]

It's called the Jessary pessary

The thread has been extra good tonight but this takes the biscuit

 

[okeydokey..]

The thread has been extra good tonight but this takes the biscuit

I’m roaring

 

[Nijinsky_92]

Does anyone have a video of her ripping the dress? I searched tik tok but people ain't quick enough for me. This is group chat sort of material help a gal out!

 

[Its_Me]

I’m really scared of heights. I’d walk before doing what he had to do. She’s a bleep.

Makes me think he wasn’t genuinely that fearful. My mum is scared of heights, she won’t go in lifts where you can see out or even walk over a bridge. Tried to get her over Brooklyn bridge and she was literally ill with fright 10m in.

 

[aimzalicious]

Does anyone have a video of her ripping the dress? I searched tik tok but people ain't quick enough for me. This is group chat sort of material help a gal out!

I don't have the video but just wanted to say I refer to this thread as a "group chat" to friends and colleagues all the time! I do it because I cba to explain Tattle to people

I'm always like I have to be on the group chat in time for MAFS otherwise there'll be hundreds of messages blah blah blah. What I really mean is there will be a thread and a half to catch up on...

 

[MarshMallowMonster]

George is too complacent for April. She needs someone to call her out despite any crocodile tears she chooses to let flow.

When George has Yes Week controls he should get revenge.

 

[okeydokey..]

I don't have the video but just wanted to say I refer to this thread as a "group chat" to friends and colleagues all the time! I do it because I cba to explain Tattle to people

I'm always like I have to be on the group chat in time for MAFS otherwise there'll be hundreds of messages blah blah blah. What I really mean is there will be a thread and a half to catch up on...

I say this about other threads too

 

[ChickenLicking]

Slutty Mr Blobby has made my night - thank you Tattlers

 

[unfinishedsentenc]

Cheeky little fucker this lad is calling kasia Solange when he looks like tit

 

[Kas01980]

@aimzalicious ill be reporting in before tomorrows episode to share with you how many times I managed to slip "foolishness" into my day tomorrow

 

[aimzalicious]

@aimzalicious ill be reporting in before tomorrows episode to share with you how many times I managed to slip "foolishness" into my day tomorrow

I've got a training day at work tomorrow so I'm going to try and slip it in a few times to the external person who's coming in

 

[MarshMallowMonster]

What tit have April and Thomas got on Chan? What can it be?

I reckon April and Thomas had a right good bitching sesh! Didn’t Thomas defend April the other day or was it Adrian?

Chan is squeaky clean so far, as far as we know?

What did Slutty Mr.Blobby mean when she said no man can blame himself for not having sex with me? Did I catch that right?

 

[Kas01980]

I've got a training day at work tomorrow so I'm going to try and slip it in a few times to the external person who's coming in

Fantastic idea, extra points for involving a complete outsider . With the colleagues ive got (the ones that aren't off sick or on holiday ) and the suppliers I have to endure, it's gonna be popping out a few times tomorrow, for sure

 

[malibu skies]

I’m starting late tonight so I missed out on the thread BUT I needed to let you know that my subtitles aren’t working properly and it reminded me of that infamous night

Spoiler: if you know, you know

 

[Its_Me]

What did Slutty Mr.Blobby mean when she said no man can blame himself for not having sex with me? Did I catch that right?

She said “No man can tell me we haven’t sex because of him.” Whatever that means…

 

[Diagnosis123]

I thought this was a family show

 

[Chrisxo]

What tit have April and Thomas got on Chan? What can it be?

I reckon April and Thomas had a right good bitching sesh! Didn’t Thomas defend April the other day or was it Adrian?

Chan is squeaky clean so far, as far as we know?

What did Slutty Mr.Blobby mean when she said no man can blame himself for not having sex with me? Did I catch that right?

I’m sure Thomas said on insta the last day that April and Whitney were bullies