Married at First Sight UK #9 Bradley Namaste away from me

[thegrumpos]

First new groom has lovely skin but come on, not being able to swing a hoover round a one bed flat?
Second new groom seems genuine! Cute, down to earth…
so basically the diva will hate him

 

[Penisdlite]

I deliberately switched on 5 minutes late and still managed to catch the sob story

 

[Metropolis]

So Sean’s been recruited as Mark’s emotional support human.

 

[Unicorn_Poop]

I have NOT got a good feeling about this match and I’m not a bleeping expert

 

[Miss Begotten]

Sean has been done over good and proper.

 

[Zulkraa]

Mark has 0 craic

 

[LouBug19]

If Mark doesn't want sean he can be my best friend, he seems so nice! Mark reminds me of thomas last year 100% going to be very bitchy

 

[Dancing_in_the_dark]

He’s a home maker cause he can make a stir fry? Have a day off Mel

 

[thegrumpos]

WTF was that onion

 

[malibu skies]

What the actual duck are they murdering in that pan?!

 

[pommobear]

Mark is giving me Marcus Mitchell vibes.

 

[April89]

Why do these experts continue to pair people up where one partner is expected to ‘support/nurture/give confidence’ to someone?? It’s an unfair amount of pressure to put on someone who deserves a supportive and balanced relationship too!

 

[Miss Begotten]

I have NOT got a good feeling about this match and I’m not a bleeping expert

You’re on here - we’re all experts!

 

[bananabutter]

For anyone who hasn’t seen the LOCK IT IN videos on TikTok, please enjoy this playlist. It’s incredible

 

[tftrc]

The gay couple look like brothers to me haha

 

[Unicorn_Poop]

My new Mummy and Daddy

 

[Zulkraa]

The onion looks like an afterthought

 

[Penisdlite]

Mark or whatever his name is is going to have a hissy fit every 5 minutes

 

[Danielle0120]

Aww her mam seems cute as

 

[potatopotato2988]

Love Sean.