Married at First Sight UK #9 Bradley Namaste away from me

[Fatty11]

Mark is giving me Marcus Mitchell vibes.

Hahahahaha I can’t what a boring bastard he turned out to be

 

[bananabutter]

Why do these experts continue to pair people up where one partner is expected to ‘support/nurture/give confidence’ to someone?? It’s an unfair amount of pressure to put on someone who deserves a supportive and balanced relationship too!

It’s giving putting the well behaved child next to the class twit

 

[Zulkraa]

Mark is giving me Marcus Mitchell vibes.

That’s got to be the worst insult ever

 

[IKickLikeKatya]

I'm tired of people looking like oiled toilet bowls.

 

[mozzarellagirl]

when thomas kind of winked at the camera... seconds away from horny posting

 

[Lovethesun]

New to this thread but you ladies make me howl reading them. I’m behind in the show but my only comment is , why on earth was Brad allowed on this show ??? He’s clearly a controlling , psycho , sociopath !!!!!

 

[Bobby Chariot]

Are they going to be talking bout rimming at this dinner table?

 

[pommobear]

Oh I love Thomas

 

[Dancing_in_the_dark]

What is actually wrong with these people discussing their sex lives with their parents

 

[GBNI]

Ok Ella calm down hun

 

[Penisdlite]

There’s definitely a family resemblance with Rozz Truss and her mum

 

[Olebiscuitbarrel]

The onion looks like an afterthought

I had to rewind to see what it was, who does that?

 

[Zulkraa]

Are they going to be talking bout rimming at this dinner table?

Thomas will call it analingus

 

[Unicorn_Poop]

What is actually wrong with these people discussing their sex lives with their parents

Glad someone else said this. Can categorically confirm I’ve never discussed rimming with my parents

 

[April89]

Mark or whatever his name is is going to have a hissy fit every 5 minutes

He reminds me of Thomas from last season. Believes his own hype

 

[Bobby Chariot]

Ella's balloon lips are like a Baboon's arse end

 

[Olebiscuitbarrel]

Is Ella not cooking for her friend?

 

[Luckycorr13]

Why is Ella still so oily

 

[Danielle0120]

Ella's mates a bleep pass it on x

 

[Dancing_in_the_dark]

Glad someone else said this. Can categorically confirm I’ve never discussed rimming with my parents

The only reason my parents know I’ve had sex twice is the two children I had