Married at First Sight UK #9 Bradley Namaste away from me

[LittleMissOnions]

Is it the Turkey teeth that’s making him sound like Ting Tong? He’s got a different voice from his First Dates VT

 

[I steal names]

Mark is a bleep.

 

[Thank(space)you]

Mark is so bleeping rude. Sean is gonna get walked all over.

 

[Definitely Maybe]

Mark will always get a job in a grotto after this, as Santa's Little Helper !

 

[pommobear]

Mark is just the worst. What an absolute twit.

 

[wordzalad]

Shut up about the vows. I don’t think it’s that big of a deal for someone you’ve never met? You can’t personalise it if you don’t know them

 

[Penisdlite]

God are they still banging on about Arthur’s internet vows?

 

[NoImSpartacus]

I'm so obsessed with ixpert Mel's mannerisms, I could watch her talk all day long

I’m totally in love with her. Loved the way she didn’t take Brads bullshit.

 

[Metropolis]

Mark would be better off employing a house-boy.

 

[nefariousnellie]

Ffs he was marrying a stranger what the duck was he meant to say

 

[Scotch Mist]

Is poor Arthur going to get grilled over his 'Internet vows' AGAIN

 

[pommobear]

Lush Arthur

 

[I steal names]

I’d totally forgotten Arthur said I love you at the wedding

 

[Miss Begotten]

It doesn’t say much about Laura and Arthur that the most “interesting” thing about them is that he googled his vows and she threw a strop about it. They been together how many weeks now?

 

[pommobear]

I’m totally in love with her. Loved the way she didn’t take Brads bullshit.

I don't think any of them did nearly enough to call Brad out.

Don't get the Mel love.

 

[Diagnosis123]

Loony Lady

 

[Zulkraa]

I’d hate to go to Lapland for my honeymoon, especially with that twit

Maybe he could be an elf whilst he’s there

 

[Redtea2]

Poor Arthur lol

 

[wordzalad]

Laura reminds me of Tanya Burr (looks wise)

 

[Bubbles85]

Laura and her basic witches are back together