Married at First Sight UK #4 I'd do anything for a finger but I don’t want your spoon

[Miss Begotten]

He looks like Luis Suarez

Oh thank god. It’s been driving me nuts!
Have to say he’s nowhere near as fugly as Suarez.

 

[Noppa]

Don’t talk about it then cos none of us give a tit

 

[Miss M]

Not her bringing up the squatting I'm DEAD

 

[unfinishedsentenc]

I think Peggy is unhinged.


She's also been wrapped up in cotton wool all her life.

 

[SaLou]

Why is Peggy getting emotional about this?!

 

[I steal names]

OMG is she going to expose him for squatting?

 

[Jt2020]

Peggy is so bloody sheltered from reality

 

[AbnormalFrog]

GIVE ME bleeping STRENGTH IS SHE CRYING OVER THE SQUATS

 

[Beetlemania]

Arthur is the peel of Ronan life is a rollercoashter Keating

O no, he isint - don't put me off him

 

[Unicorn_Poop]

Spoons, baguettes, electrocuted tits - not what I’d have expected to be a common theme of this thread

 

[Comewhinewithme]

Wait, wait a bleeping minute! Is George on OF squatting his big sofa hole?

 

[Its_Me]

Jay and I can’t remember her husbands name make me laugh. They clearly think everyone else is total bonkers. They’d fit in well here.

 

[Perspicacia Tick]

"I wanted a cuddle and she was ripping my clothes off".

Sounds legit.

 

[Danielle0120]

I didn't get a word of that, Peg.
She's that boring I fell asleep

 

[NoTeaHere]

Is Only Squats a thing now? I’m so behind the times!

 

[Definitely Maybe]

Diddly-squats !

 

[Sonz1981]

What’s the deal with the squatting? Is he doing it naked ??

 

[ahtisyourself]

Rows over pretend vows, squatting and spoons. These fools would never last two seconds in the real world

 

[savedlatin21]

Feng shui Birkenstocks clogs Brad has blinded me with his Daz white bright outfit.

 

[I steal names]

Spoons, baguettes, electrocuted tits - not what I’d have expected to be a common theme of this thread

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