Married at First Sight UK #4 I'd do anything for a finger but I don’t want your spoon

[Unicorn_Poop]

Get over the vows thing

How can you write anything heartfelt for someone whose name you don’t even know

 

[Hermione789]

He’s not a Chelsea boy and you’re not a Chelsea girl yourself! I love Arthur, she better be nicer to him

 

[ahtisyourself]

Why such a big deal about the vows? Like when they write them they are writing them about someone they have never met so they’re all lies anyway! So stupid! Who cares if he robbed them from the net

 

[loveulongtime0]

I honestly don’t get the hoohah about the vows being off the internet. He didn’t know her, why does it matter that much

 

[Danielle0120]

Clearly I’m a prude but it’s weird watching people knowing they’ve just ‘been intimate’

Nothing wrong with a shag and a finger up the ol booty hole x

 

[Chip1984]

Laura has a creased face like she's just woken up from a nap

 

[Howdy]

I just don't understand how Rozz and Thomas actually did the deed! They look like they can't stand being near each other. It must have been the most awkward shag in the world.

Nathanial and Ella are a car crash.

 

[pommobear]

bleeping hell get over the vows. Jesus.

 

[docmum]

Why is he being scolded in front of the room for vows. Feck off laura you prick.

 

[missxtl]

Get over the vows thing

Exactly, he didn’t even know you. I haven’t been a fan from the beginning.

 

[sirbenfro]

The irony, as if Laura is an honest person! It’s written all over her that she’s a Portsmouth girl desperately reaching to be a Chelsea girl (as if that’s something to aim for) and nothing sincere about her. Arthur is a class act, she’d be lucky to have him.

 

[MooBelle]

Rozz Truss was horned up after all the spoon talk and bogey mining apparently.

Well, the aphrodisiac atmosphere of watching someone excavate their partner's nasal cavities can never be underestimated and that is clearly what led to the consummation.
That or they were plied with buckets of booze and she got a bit frisky in the cab home.
We'll never know.

 

[Diagnosis123]

"Cor blimey, look at that top totty"

 

[Hayze2384]

Is it just me, or does Thomas look a bit like Mehdi from LI? Keep expecting the French accent when he speaks

He looks like Luis Suarez

 

[ahtisyourself]

Arthur is the peel of Ronan life is a rollercoashter Keating

 

[Perspicacia Tick]

I am late.

Nathaniel and Ella. Sigh.

 

[Comewhinewithme]

Does Peggy need rescued?

 

[missxtl]

A fiver says he mentions her tits!

 

[docmum]

He’s the spit of David Mitchell tonight lads

 

[pommobear]

2002 called, Peggy - it wants its eye make up back.