Married at First Sight UK #3 I’m in love with a stripper

[FenellaTheWitch]

Richie is going to kill me

 

[Shinythings]

John Wishop gives the mega ick. He's like a limpet. You'd have to chisel him off you every 5 minutes.

 

[Moongirl69]

I feel so bad for John Wishop. Im watching like this

 

[aimzalicious]

Does John Wishop give anyone else a Roy Cropper vibe

 

[calmyourritas]

Sorry but Ritchie turns me...the way he dresses, acts, the hair

Oh my god I read this as “turns me on” I was about to lose it fully

 

[Ray_of_Sunshine]

I love Kasia's confidence the woman knows what she wants

 

[paulpercy666]

Does John Wishop give anyone else a Roy Cropper vibe

it’s the tongue

 

[Miss Begotten]

Why is Kwame spending 3 hours sexifying himself if he’s not going to unlock his pants?

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

I’m sorry you can’t say you’ve shaved everywhere and then slam the breaks on. Don’t mess her about.

 

[coconochanel]

I bloody love this thread

 

[Dogtanian]

Does John Wishop give anyone else a Roy Cropper vibe

Yeah but at least Roy Cropper had a shag once in a while.

 

[Thank(space)you]

Guy taking longer than me to get ready is instant ick

 

[coconochanel]

Why is Kwame spending 3 hours sexifying himself if he’s not going to unlock his pants?

In case someone else in the hotel takes his fancy.

 

[Now I get it]

It's called the ick Lara. Think you may have caught it Hun

 

[Miss Begotten]

In case someone else in the hotel takes his fancy.

Or he bumps into a full length mirror?

 

[unfinishedsentenc]

Lara when she goes to bed with Richie

 

[calmyourritas]

Is Jenna a vegan?

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Aww I wanted her wig to float off.

 

[Jt2020]

Zoe deserves better than this. Go get that reindeer for your dinner!!

 

[Princess of Scots]

Yeah but at least Roy Cropper had a shag once in a while.

Oh Dog why am I visualising Roy and Hayley shagging? I'm blaming you. I'm not gonna sleep tonight what with that and John Wishop and his mad faces