Married At First Sight UK #2 I didn’t know I was marrying Clare Balding

[Shesaidwhat?]

Nooooooo

 

[J2607]

duck off Nationwide

 

[Toast365]

Why does Thomas have black bits in his drink?

I think they’re passion fruit seeds

 

[Shinythings]

Thomas is somebody who confuses drama and toxicity for passion.

 

[Dogtanian]

Ooh Nationwide girl…. (Sorry, I need more bromine in my tea)

 

[Londoncailín]

I think this marriage is 'better best forgotten' *ok I'll get me coat

Their marriage will be over in..5, 6, 7, 8

 

[Diagnosis123]

Thomas
"I'm a well balanced individual"

 

[OJ did it]

Why does Thomas have black bits in his drink?

Maybe they put chia seeds in it, good for cleansing tit, whether its coming out your behind or your mouth in his case

 

[crispycrunch]

Ooh Nationwide girl…. (Sorry, I need more bromine in my tea)

Wtfffffffff is wrong with you tonight Dog!!!

 

[Clovis]

I think they’re passion fruit seeds

Only passion he'll be getting tonight.

 

[Aussie]

Hopefully Whitney gets eaten by a shark

 

[Ray_of_Sunshine]

Why is Shitney on this show ffs

 

[Dogtanian]

Now South Africa… they’re certainly spoiling them this season.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Ooh Nationwide girl…. (Sorry, I need more bromine in my tea)

 

[Clovis]

What's Shitney moaning about now? I've been to Capetown and it's beautiful.

 

[Miss Begotten]

Side panels? She’s not a bloody chest of drawers

 

[Unicorn_Poop]

Ah I love these two

 

[Clovis]

Hopefully Whitney gets eaten by a shark

She's so sour it would spit her back out.

 

[aimzalicious]

I'm a very knotty girl

 

[crispycrunch]

Jordan