Married At First Sight UK #2 I didn’t know I was marrying Clare Balding

[Londoncailín]

Whitney, the fun sponge

 

[Miss Begotten]

Niles 2.0.
The nicknames keep coming. So far we've got Curtains, H from Steps, Clare Balding as well.

I need a list. Aren’t Curtains, H and Clare Balding all the same person?

 

[coconochanel]

Would Adrians hair be as bad if it matched his beard? yeah it would wouldn't it?

 

[malibu skies]

£10 says H abandons Brows before the end of the honeymoon

 

[ElektraWintour]

Why doesn’t Whitney realise she’s batting?

 

[Lilu22]

Has Thomas got Kylie Minogue’s gold hot pants on?

 

[Unicorn_Poop]

Thomas is here for a swimwear line isn’t he?

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

He can’t give you anything back because you aren’t letting him get a word in.

Not gonna lie I’d of drowned Thomas by now.

 

[Princess of Scots]

Is Thomas wearing a thong?

I need a list. Aren’t Curtains, H and Clare Balding all the same person?

Yes

 

[Ray_of_Sunshine]

I love Chanita and Jordan I hope Whitney gets a wet weekend in Bognor for her honeymoon

 

[Clovis]

Poor Adrian. I wouldn't last five minutes with Pockface.

 

[Jt2020]

Poor Adrian - can’t get any peace or a word in edgeways

 

[coconochanel]

£10 says H abandons Brows before the end of the honeymoon

That would be a 'tragedy'.

 

[crispycrunch]

duck me George's bulge

 

[Jt2020]

Got the ick from the Dad gyrating there

 

[crispycrunch]

April needs a fringe

 

[Miss Begotten]

Got the ick from the Dad gyrating there

 

[aimzalicious]

duck me George's bulge

Fuming I'm late and missed The Bulge™

 

[malibu skies]

Right, I know I will probably be the only person who can see this, BUT H/Claire Balding reminds me of Billy the vicar in Corrie. Anyone else?!

 

[crispycrunch]

Wtfffffffff is with Niles Elizabeth Duke jewellery