Married At First Sight UK #14 Shitney's cuyute, Thomas stole Kasia's boots, but will no one think of the heartbeats?

[whisperchat]

Princess Anne and pound shop Naomi Campbell

 

[unfinishedsentenc]

Channel 4 deliberately showing April's ugly crying face at any given chance now!

 

[crispycrunch]

Sort your forehead out April you need a bastard fringe you're offending me

 

[ScarlettOHaha]

Much as I like Thomas, I do think he does dominate too much. He is going to be a bloke ruining the girls night out basically. He’s going to shut down conversation and put the women on edge.

 

[Princess of Scots]

Nah duck off, why's Thomas better at putting on make up than I am?

 

[Nijinsky_92]

Nooooo George 100% would be picking the outfits of the camera wasn't there
Looks like underwear AND bleeping WHAT IF IT DOES duck off you wee prick

 

[Ray_of_Sunshine]

You know your in London when one of the windows is boarded up looool I can’t be the only one that clocked that

 

[Clovis]

I couldn't cope with a Thomas in real life, but his bitchy reads make me howl.

 

[Maxcident]

I’m no fan of April, but what has she actually done to Thomas that’s so bad, that he says she’s got no moral fibre about her being ?

 

[sh1tsandgiggles]

Kashia walking in on sunglasses is a whole vibe

 

[Kas01980]

Johnathan looks slightly better looking under that blue light

 

[Ros79]

I’ve seen Thomas in a new light after the meeting with his parents last night. I don’t have much sympathy with his tantrums now.

 

[Olivebread123]

So interesting how much someone’s personality criminal record effects their looks SO MUCH

I thought George was the ultimate fitty DILF on episode one

now all I can see is nanny McFee and quagmire

 

[unfinishedsentenc]

Chanita is too smug imo.

 

[crispycrunch]

Jordans got a lego head

 

[pommobear]

I honestly can't bear Thomas. If he was a woman everyone would think he was awful. Gay guys often seem to get a pass behaving in ways that women would be crucified for. Adrian is so lovely, they aren't suited at all.

 

[whisperchat]

Corr Jordan needs to take a breath when he talks. He sounds like he’s at a bleeping auction

 

[Now I get it]

Thomas cannot wait to explode!

 

[Nayalove96]

If you all had to pick 1 of them to marry which would it be? Zoe if I was gay but otherwise Jordan!

 

[Turmeric123]

No more foolishness - they will part ways instead