Married At First Sight UK #14 Shitney's cuyute, Thomas stole Kasia's boots, but will no one think of the heartbeats?

[Maxcident]

Why has Shitney just started shaving the Shepherds Pie whilst I’m tucking into my profiteroles

 

[crispycrunch]

What flavour? Roast chicken is mine but trying to get them round here at the moment is like trying to find a successful pairing on MAFS

The Aldi specially selected prawn cocktail Can't wait till mafs is over so I stop all the snacking.

 

[Kas01980]

YOU'RE A LIAR
YOU'RE AN ADULTERRRREERRRRRRRR

GOTHEFUCKOUT!!!

 

[sh1tsandgiggles]

Thomas’ mum is a wrongun Ronny Corbet

 

[pommobear]

This episode is a bleeping yawnfest

 

[whisperchat]

Whitney called duka fake but look at her!!
Ohhh I’m in loveeee nowwww

no you’re just a tit Whitney

 

[Kas01980]

The Aldi specially selected prawn cocktail Can't wait till mafs is over so I stop all the snacking.

God I wish it were that simple

 

[paulpercy666]

the red dye on tom’s scalpplease no not tonight

 

[unfinishedsentenc]

Reading this thread is more fun than watching the programme.

100%

and the build up to the episode is better then the episode itself imo.

 

[lokp0009]

I just felt like there was a problem - no tit Kwame!

 

[Aussie]

For fucks sake Kasia, you're flogging a dead horse. HES NOT THAT INTO YOU

 

[ElektraWintour]

Uh oh George is gonna turn purple at the nightie.

 

[Turmeric123]

This show is like the many faces of Thomas - was it filmed over a very long length of time or has he magic makeup that makes him look 2 stone lighter and where can I buy it

 

[theGC]

The Colgate placements kill me loool

 

[Dogtanian]

Psycho boys eyes are giving him away
“Don’t you dare wear anything revealing tonight”

 

[Shinythings]

The Colgate advertising is so obvious at this point I fully expect one of them to be like 'Adrian, have you seen my Colgate extra whitening toothpaste with added protection?'

 

[sh1tsandgiggles]

APRIL FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP TALKING LIKE A YEAR 7


AND GEORGE SHE CAN WEAR WHATEVER THE duck SHE WANTS YOU JEALOUS WANKER!!!

 

[whisperchat]

Uh oh George is gonna turn purple at the nightie.

The crazy eyes are brewing

 

[NoTeaHere]

What are the odds ‘Whitney’ will be singing “And Iiiiii ya iii will always love youuuu (SPH) ooooo oooh oooh’ by the end? (I’ll get me coat)

 

[Nayalove96]

Binged watched this season for the first time this week. All I can say is I want to marry Zoe! I wonder if pregnant straight girls are her type? Matts tattoos are horrendous he looks like the pad of paper they keep next to the sharpie testers