Married At First Sight UK #14 Shitney's cuyute, Thomas stole Kasia's boots, but will no one think of the heartbeats?

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crispycrunch said:
Just cause you've not shagged someone after 8 weeks doesn't mean it's wrong. Just because in this day and age it's all about sex sex sex anything different is seen as "strange"

I know I chat tit about sex etc but thats a different story.
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To be honest IF I went on that program I wouldn’t want to have sex with a stranger who might dump me and then it’s on tv forever as a reminder of my foolishness

also who the duck do Sophie’s parents ( mostly her father) think they are 😳 you can be married to someone wealthy but it doesn’t guarantee you will be happy how bloody materialistic are they
 
Behelzabobs said:
To be honest IF I went on that program I wouldn’t want to have sex with a stranger who might dump me and then it’s on tv forever as a reminder of my foolishness

also who the duck do Sophie’s parents ( mostly her father) think they are 😳 you can be married to someone wealthy but it doesn’t guarantee you will be happy how bloody materialistic are they
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Her dad was such a twit. If it's so important for the potential husband to have money, why hasn't he set Sophie up with one of his rich friends' sons? Also no way Sophie wants to be a SAHM
 
Thomas’ Mum aka Ronnie Corbett in a wig (sorry I can’t tag and credit the person that wrote that on the earlier threads) clearly enables his bad behaviour, as do his friends. How cringy asking about their sex life! 😳 I really did feel for Adrian he’s so lovely 🥰

The moment I laid eyes on George I knew he was unhinged and it was good to see I wasn’t alone 🤪 I do feel sorry for his children - imagine being at school and all the other kids commenting on it?! 🙈

I wonder if anyone from this series will be on Celebs go Dating? 🤔
 
I’m quite sad that we don’t get home visits from the people that have left, as well as has already been mentioned, Lara visiting 51yr old never married Richie’s bedroom at his mum’s house, I would have loved to have seen Gemma noisy around SPH’s bachelor pad, if the tattoos on his face are anything to go by he probably had swastikas on his walls!

I am now desperately trying to remember who the others are that left and failing, how embarrassing that they sold their dignity for people on Tattle to forget them before the series isn’t even over!

PS just googled, Jess and PJay, eminently forgettable
 
LittleMissOnions said:
I’m quite sad that we don’t get home visits from the people that have left, as well as has already been mentioned, Lara visiting 51yr old never married Richie’s bedroom at his mum’s house, I would have loved to have seen Gemma noisy around SPH’s bachelor pad, if the tattoos on his face are anything to go by he probably had swastikas on his walls!

I am now desperately trying to remember who the others are that left and failing, how embarrassing that they sold their dignity for people on Tattle to forget them before the series isn’t even over!

PS just googled, Jess and PJay, eminently forgettable
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PJ lived with his mum, could have had some comical footage of her presenting him with his freshly laundered posing pouches.
 
I’ve been thinking about what I must ensure I have in my life before applying for next years show and guaranteeing myself a free all inclusive holiday, 8 weeks of my bills paid, at least 3 trips away (albeit one back home) and 5? fully catered dinner parties where I can get off my face

1- opinionated/objectionable parents and/or friends
2- insecure about my looks whilst ensuring my tits are on display at all times
3- a dead/dying close relative
4- a belief in experts and science
5- appalling dress sense
6- no pets (no one seems to have any apart from SPH, my Nan told me never trust anyone who doesn’t like animals)
7- a complete disregard for what my children (sorry heartbeats) will feel about it and ability to remove myself from their life for 8 weeks
8- keep my psychopathic tendencies well hidden till at least I’m in that white dress
9- be happy to advertise the availability of Wi-Fi/my neo-nazi views on my face
10- live at home with my parents (despite the fact they are overbearing)
11- refuse to contemplate living anywhere else
12- the ability to roll my eyes when asked about any of the above

As you might have guessed I didn’t sleep well last night, it’s either the thought of how I’m going to get my disappearance for 2 months signed off by my husband (he’ll be fine,I’ll tell him I’ve turned lesbian) or those tales of your lots kids dissecting birds that had my up all night 😂
 
LittleMissOnions said:
I’ve been thinking about what I must ensure I have in my life before applying for next years show and guaranteeing myself a free all inclusive holiday, 8 weeks of my bills paid, at least 3 trips away (albeit one back home) and 5? fully catered dinner parties where I can get off my face

1- opinionated/objectionable parents and/or friends
2- insecure about my looks whilst ensuring my tits are on display at all times
3- a dead/dying close relative
4- a belief in experts and science
5- appalling dress sense
6- no pets (no one seems to have any apart from SPH, my Nan told me never trust anyone who doesn’t like animals)
7- a complete disregard for what my children (sorry heartbeats) will feel about it and ability to remove myself from their life for 8 weeks
8- keep my psychopathic tendencies well hidden till at least I’m in that white dress
9- be happy to advertise the availability of Wi-Fi/my neo-nazi views on my face
10- live at home with my parents (despite the fact they are overbearing)
11- refuse to contemplate living anywhere else
12- the ability to roll my eyes when asked about any of the above

As you might have guessed I didn’t sleep well last night, it’s either the thought of how I’m going to get my disappearance for 2 months signed off by my husband (he’ll be fine,I’ll tell him I’ve turned lesbian) or those tales of your lots kids dissecting birds that had my up all night 😂
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13- being a private person
 
LittleMissOnions said:
I’ve been thinking about what I must ensure I have in my life before applying for next years show and guaranteeing myself a free all inclusive holiday, 8 weeks of my bills paid, at least 3 trips away (albeit one back home) and 5? fully catered dinner parties where I can get off my face

1- opinionated/objectionable parents and/or friends
2- insecure about my looks whilst ensuring my tits are on display at all times
3- a dead/dying close relative
4- a belief in experts and science
5- appalling dress sense
6- no pets (no one seems to have any apart from SPH, my Nan told me never trust anyone who doesn’t like animals)
7- a complete disregard for what my children (sorry heartbeats) will feel about it and ability to remove myself from their life for 8 weeks
8- keep my psychopathic tendencies well hidden till at least I’m in that white dress
9- be happy to advertise the availability of Wi-Fi/my neo-nazi views on my face
10- live at home with my parents (despite the fact they are overbearing)
11- refuse to contemplate living anywhere else
12- the ability to roll my eyes when asked about any of the above

As you might have guessed I didn’t sleep well last night, it’s either the thought of how I’m going to get my disappearance for 2 months signed off by my husband (he’ll be fine,I’ll tell him I’ve turned lesbian) or those tales of your lots kids dissecting birds that had my up all night 😂
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I love how much you have thought about this!
 
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