Married At First Sight UK #11 The extra H in JoHnathan stands for Haribos

[Lilliepad]

Title inspired by @Lilliepad

Recap:

Couples retreat time
Thomas has come for April and her tiny tears!
Whitney and Matt have admitted a rather disgusting attraction to each other
Tattlers are discussing whether Matt's pubes are Shepards pie raked like his hair
We still love Adrian

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Omg a thread title shout out

 

[Princessax]

Sorry but imagine if Thomas and SPH weren’t in this, it would be borrrrring!
Looking forward to tomorrow

 

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

A girl I know once went out with a bloke who had similar facial tattoos to SPH and let his kids walk him down the street wearing a dog collar, and somehow he wasn't as gross

 

[Greta22]

Not Thomas on insta begging for hotels to host him Gemma and Jenna this weekend LOOOOOL the influencer is influencing like it’s never influenced before

I just commented why can’t they just pay? It’s disgusting they’re no-one

 

[theyalljustwindmeup]

I just commented why can’t they just pay? It’s disgusting they’re no-one

Scrounging bastards!

 

[LittleMissOnions]

A girl I know once went out with a bloke who had similar facial tattoos to SPH and let his kids walk him down the street wearing a dog collar, and somehow he wasn't as gross

A dog collar as in vicar or

 

[scouseconstantine]

Thomas’s mum is as much as a stirrer as he is being asked who her husband/wife would be if she had to choose and picking Matt and Whitney whole howling at the camera

 

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

A dog collar as in vicar or

The latter

 

[WallacesDog]

off to squizz at Thomas's Insta!.....

 

[ScarlettOHaha]

Spoiler

My daughter just sent me a link to a newspaper story about George!

'Abuser' allowed to marry stranger on MAFS despite '3 exes warning police'

A REALITY star was allowed to wed a stranger on TV despite three exes making police complaints of his alleged emotional abuse. They claim show makers ignored alerts over George Roberts, 40, who ap…

www.thesun.co.uk

 

[LittleMissOnions]

I quite missed Richie and Lara tonight, you can just imagine him telling the boys how wonderful his marriage is while the cameras cut to her saying how she wants to kill him in his sleep (channelling her inner George)

On that sad note best go to bed and try not to dream about Thomas (again)

 

[Behelzabobs]

I wasn’t going to bother watching this years MAFS and now here I am in a vortex of intrigue

 

[Moongirl69]

Right don't kick me out the thread but I do like gemmas outfit tonight

 

[Diagnosis123]

@LittleMissOnions
And the Oscar goes to...

 

[Nadia Vulvokov]

My daughter just sent me a link to a newspaper story about George!

'Abuser' allowed to marry stranger on MAFS despite '3 exes warning police'

A REALITY star was allowed to wed a stranger on TV despite three exes making police complaints of his alleged emotional abuse. They claim show makers ignored alerts over George Roberts, 40, who ap…

www.thesun.co.uk

Doesn't surprise me in the slightest. Knew from day one he was a walking red flag! Worrying if E4 didn't background check the contestants though!

 

[Toast365]

@LittleMissOnions
And the Oscar goes to...
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Is that because of botox or just her face? I’m now wondering what she looks like when “fully intimate”

 

[dillychopgirl]

Whitney making out Duka has made her small and quiet and changed her. YOU NEVER HAD A PERSONALITY TO BEGIN WITH LOVE

She’s an actual Cnut don’t know why she’s went on this

 

[calmyourritas]

Oh my GOD I can’t wait for tomorrow

 

[Miss Begotten]

Doesn't surprise me in the slightest. Knew from day one he was a walking red flag! Worrying if E4 didn't background check the contestants though!

 

[Unicorn_Poop]

She’s an actual Cnut don’t know why she’s went on this

She’ll be praying to the sweatshop gods for her own shite clothing range