Married At First Sight UK #11 The extra H in JoHnathan stands for Haribos

[Miss Begotten]

Thomas does NOT deserve someone as nice as Adrian. I don’t know how Adrian hasn’t put a pillow over Thomas’ face while he’s asleep.

 

[Princess of Scots]

Imagine the grunt whilst he stinks humping away on top

I think I will need to seek counselling

 

[Its_Me]

What we thinking? Will Whitney and SPH be allowed to continue?

*if you know please don’t spoil It for us who don’t

 

[Clovis]

Of course the "experts" will let them stay. I could script this shite, where's my BAFTA?

 

[GossWhore]

So Whitney didn’t share a bed with Duka but hopped into bed with Matt almost straight away, what a woman

Honestly I don't care if I liked a man that much. If I'm on NATIONAL TV no way am I bed hoping. Leave the process

 

[LaBlonde]

Imagine the grunt whilst he stinks humping away on top

i know i just used this image yesterday but:

i was watching this on my phone and ripped my headphones away exactly like jose at THAT BRIDGE SCENE WTF

 

[breakfastattiffanys]

So Whitney didn’t share a bed with Duka but hopped into bed with Matt almost straight away, what a woman

Didn't she also go on about how she doesn't put out on the first date when all the girls met on the hen night!

 

[malibu skies]

This thread has been gold tonight, thanks for the laughs!

 

[franmargio]

Why did none of the blokes put Matt back in his box when he was shouting at Zoe!

I think he only started on her cos she is a lesbian and dresses more masculine. He wouldn’t do it too the other ladies. But it’s wrong she still a lady

 

[Now I get it]

Imagine the grunt whilst he stinks humping away on top

The ending

 

[Instacol]

There's no way in hell they fancy each other. Whitney especially, I really can't see her being comfortable taking THAT out in public. All for airtime

 

[Miss Begotten]

Just for comedy value I really hope they let Whitney and Ugg the caveman carry on.

 

[houseofhoop]

And there it is...."the most difficult decision the experts have had to make to date"

Say that every series haha

 

[GossWhore]

What we thinking? Will Whitney and SPH be allowed to continue

*if you know please don’t spoil It for us who don’t

Yes
No
Maybe
I Don't Know
Can You Repeat The Question?

 

[Ros79]

I hope they do get kicked out so we don’t have to watch any more of this cringe. I assume Gemma & Duka will have to leave in any case.

 

[Kas01980]

Imagine the grunt whilst he stinks humping away on top

That's me having nightmares and waking up in a cold sweat

 

[curlyhairdontcare]

Kwame in the turtle neck jumper from Kasia

 

[Behelzabobs]

Oh god please I hope they don’t show us Matt and Whitney in bed together I will actually vomit

edit - too late

Come on now she had her bra AND a nightie on

 

[Aussie]

I wonder if they get paid extra for these fake swaps!

 

[LittleMissOnions]

Would suggest Poundshop Naomi and Shepherds Pie Head, we don’t need to hear those grunts from your bed for a thread title, but we all know that Thomas will come out with even more one liners before tomorrow is out!