Married At First Sight UK #11 The extra H in JoHnathan stands for Haribos

[Toast365]

Gemma’s reaction is not proportionate. Whitney didn’t say anything, why is Gemma being a banshee at her? Matt is acting terribly, but she is unhinged.

Chaos in the Bake Off tent. (Great British Fake Off)

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[paulpercy666]

kiss her bleeping head off? right

 

[J2607]

I'm crawled up in the foetal position, I can't cope with this

 

[stacelou85]

Surely this is set up to duck. So scripted as if these two knob heads would ever look at each other.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Kiss your bleeping head off da fuq?

 

[ekl2000]

Kiss your fockin ed off

 

[houseofhoop]

Oh duck me he did not just use that line.. ‘just a guy…’
duck OFF

 

[Janeeks]

She gave herself false hope, from her fishy fanny comments Matt said it was too much but just couldn’t stop herself from being crass. He’s made it crystal clear that she’s revolting to him ffs

 

[pommynoir]

This is all too much for Kasia, who just wants to pull her cracker
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Thanks for my next profiler

 

[noseybirdxo]

the growl hahahahaha i’ve been sent over the edge tonight

 

[Instacol]

 

[calmyourritas]

Kiss your bleeping head off

Sooooo romantic

 

[Spoke]

what the duck was that noise

 

[Bingbong1]

Anyone else not a lesbian but fancy Zoe???

Nah, she always looks so miserable!

 

[docmum]

If anyone told me they want to kiss my bleeping head off I’d laugh in their face.

 

[ScarlettOHaha]

Ew ew ew ew that’s actually horrible. Who said Jeffrey Dahmer vibes?!

 

[boohoohun2]

Did he really say ‘kiss your fking head off’ eeeeee

 

[pommobear]

Kiss your bleeping head off?!

It's giving "I'm going to duck your bleeping fanny off, you twit" vibes.

10 points to anyone who gets that!

 

[Miss Begotten]

Good god. Bits of me that that haven’t worked for years just sprang back to life just so that they could shrivel up and die at the sound of that grunt.

 

[J2607]

I know Gemma completely overreacted but the way Matt speaks to people is bleeping disgusting, I hate him so much.