Married At First Sight UK #11 The extra H in JoHnathan stands for Haribos

[Hereforthetea21]

I’ve never noticed the machete on his face, what even is that, why does he think he’s so hard

 

[iieee]

Can't believe the experts missed out on matching the 2 people with dead/dying mums. A rookie mistake.

 

[firegirl18]

Matt is only now considering that his mum is unwell? Lord give me strength with this programme x

 

[malibu skies]

I’m cringing so hard watching this that I’m now completely inside out

 

[xcyber]

Finding this convo with SPH and Matt a bit contrived a bit false… hmm scripted.

Isn’t that the same person?

 

[Now I get it]

These 2 getting together could bring on the end of dayzzzz. Shitney and SPH. Don't like shitney flirting make me feel uneasy

 

[scouseconstantine]

Oh god theyre bonding over dead parents it’s the golden buzzer of cheating

 

[Nijinsky_92]

Holding empty tea cups for dramatic effect hahah

 

[pommobear]

gemma pisses me off with this marriage nonsense as though she’s been married for 40 years and just found out her husbands been shagging his secretary. it’s not even legally binding!

On Instagram she's all "my husband this, my husband that". Fgs they weren't even actually married and he so CLEARLY doesn't fancy her.

 

[Spilttea]

Whitney behaving like a normal person, even charming is very jarring. Still think she is faker than anything.

 

[Sliceofcake]

Here we go ….

 

[Unicorn_Poop]

Who has the bigger tiddies? They both love showing them off

 

[theyalljustwindmeup]

This just has real scripted vibes about it

 

[Tigercat55]

I hate the way she calls Duka a kid

 

[J2607]

This conversation is excruciating

 

[Instacol]

Why is he eating the teacup?

 

[Lollyll]

Oof lawd there is a bit of chemistry though

 

[Sandisocks]

Whitney making out Duka has made her small and quiet and changed her. YOU NEVER HAD A PERSONALITY TO BEGIN WITH LOVE

 

[Diagnosis123]

One of George's five heartbeats stopped while April sobbed

 

[happylife32]

Isn’t that the same person?

Oops. Forgot her name lol I’m tired ok