Married At First Sight Australia season 11 (E4 pace)#9 Glazed Christmas ham with nips, Eden's getting on my tits!

[Miss Begotten]

I love how Tim kept his chastity Jim jams on just in case.

 

[Latetotheparty]

Imagine what actually shagging her might be like Tim! Go on! You might enjoy it!

 

[MagicCat]

Lauryn calling Jack an Elf, has killed me off

 

[aimzalicious]

Tim's man cave is a state I bet it smells warm in there

 

[IKickLikeKatya]

Andi is stunning and I love her pink hair
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Tim is scared he farts in his sleep

We all fart in our sleep. I definitely do There we go, move over Lucinda, Tim is my match

 

[Its_Me]

Imagine what actually shagging her might be like Tim! Go on! You might enjoy it!

She wouldn’t shut up

 

[Aussie]

Mr A & I don't share a bed during the week, it's bleeping bliss. My sleep has really improved

 

[Latetotheparty]

I cannot look at Jayden with his orange fuzz above his lip

 

[Miss Begotten]

God this is boring. I’ve put 200 quid’s worth of crap in my Amazon basket during this episode.

 

[Deb788]

I really do not want to watch dog dick lips eating

One of my proudest moments coining that phrase on here.

Only topped comparing Stevo Bears dick to a Yakult bottle ( still crops up on his thread )

At least I've achieved something in life !

 

[Princess of Scots]

I cannot look at Jayden with his orange fuzz above his lip

It looks like wotsit crumbs

 

[Aussie]

Jayden taking the moral high ground about fidelity is bleeping hilarious. Idiot

 

[unidentified]

We all fart in our sleep. I definitely do There we go, move over Lucinda, Tim is my match

I fart all the time and they’re loud and smell

 

[Sonz1981]

Why has Jayden decided that his bum fluff above his lip looks good?

 

[me myself and karma]

I cannot look at Jayden with his orange fuzz above his lip

It's like he's been at a bag of wotsits and not wiped his face.

 

[Bobby Chariot]

..............

 

[Clovis]

Eden, honey, neon green nails don't go with every outfit.

 

[aimzalicious]

God this is boring. I’ve put 200 quid’s worth of crap in my Amazon basket during this episode.

Have you heard about the Amazon Shopper Panel app? You get put on a waiting list to get in, but once you're in, you can get monthly rewards if you upload receipts for anywhere other than Amazon and you get Amazon vouchers in return! Might be useful for your £200 basket

 

[MooBelle]

I feel for Tim. Sharing a bed with someone you aren't intimate with is a weird feeling. I've shared a bed with mates (females and 1 gay guy) in my lifetime and much as I love them it is a strange feeling. Even being in my own sleeping bag next to a friend in a tent is a bit weird.
Saying that I'd quite happily share a bed with Tim.

 

[me myself and karma]

It looks like wotsit crumbs

Great minds!!