Married At First Sight Australia season 11 (E4 pace)#9 Glazed Christmas ham with nips, Eden's getting on my tits!

[me myself and karma]

Call me old fashioned but I've never been a relationship with a "shag by" date. People are not produce.

 

[Latetotheparty]

Lauren ain’t buying what Jack’s selling

 

[Olebiscuitbarrel]

Tori just admitted Jack can't get it up. "pressure is not sex best friend"

 

[Miss Begotten]

ASK HIM WHY HES PURPLE FFS!

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

He’s gonna blow!!

 

[Princess of Scots]

Erm, didn't Jono ask Tori and the purple dragon is taking over

 

[Now I get it]

Jack has managed to create a double man bun.

34 years old that twit is.

 

[me myself and karma]

No Tori, he's not good dad material. Just say it. It's just one word "no". Go one, try it.

 

[Latetotheparty]

I love Lauren

 

[Clovis]

Don't you need to have sex to have a child? Lmao Lauren!!!

 

[Aussie]

He's so full of shite

 

[Noppa]

Wake me up when Johno says the words purple and toupee

 

[Princess of Scots]

Don't you need to have sex to have a child? Lmao Lauren!!!
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Presumably Jack's planning on the turkey baster method

 

[Latetotheparty]

Not with you tho tori!

 

[me myself and karma]

Take him 2 years to get it up.

 

[Aussie]

No Tori, he will keep moving the goal posts to string you along.

 

[IKickLikeKatya]

I had a mental image of Tori telling Jack to put his penis away.

 

[Miss Begotten]

That was bloody disappointing Lauren. Smug purple dickbucket totally thinks he “won”.

 

[Dancing_in_the_dark]

Tori all excited at the prospect of a shag in 2 years

 

[me myself and karma]

Please please please can they ask the purple question at the reunion!

Why can't I type tonight?