Married At First Sight Australia season 11 (E4 pace) #4 Feck off Collins, you last name for a first name prick

[behindthesofa]

'I like to have it my way in the bedroom.'

In other words, you want her to give you oral but you won't give her it back

His favourite number is 68; you do me and I'll owe you one.

 

[unidentified]

Can we team Jono up with Cassandra

 

[I steal names]

Dickie looks like a hobbit sitting in that wee chair

 

[Miss Begotten]

Bloody hell Jonathan where did that come from?

 

[Sonz1981]

Jonathons voice is weird he sounds bored of everything including himself when he talks

 

[TwooTwooTwitTwitTwoo]

That was so nice of Jonathan. He's been supportive but not patronising. It's nice to see men talking openly about feelings.

 

[me myself and karma]

"Here's tit an twit" swear to God that's what I heard!!!

 

[Miss Begotten]

I hate him so much. I can’t remember the last time I felt such a violent antipathy towards someone I don’t know.

Oh wait, yes I do. Boris Johnson.

 

[aimzalicious]

Johno: Stop thinking negative things!!

Tristan:

Johno just cured depression with that sage advice

 

[Diagnosis123]

Raise a glass for Tristan. What a great support system

 

[Webster1357]

Lucinda's hair is inexplicable

 

[aimzalicious]

I hate Tori but love her dress and hair tonight

 

[Aussie]

I hate him so much. I can’t remember the last time I felt such a violent antipathy towards someone I don’t know.

Oh wait, yes I do. Boris Johnson.

Ah yeah he's a bleep too

 

[havingalookhere]

Tori, I’m embarrassed for her. Thinks she’s some sort of powerful woman when in reality her man is belittling her infront of everyone. Cringing for her

 

[me myself and karma]

Sorry but did Lucinda fall out the Oxfam bag??
....
Backed off?? Ya went to bed with ya whaps out

 

[Olebiscuitbarrel]

What does lucinda have on her hand? Is it a vape?

 

[auntclara]

OMG Toris shoes are knocking me sick.

 

[Diagnosis123]

Great one liner

 

[IKickLikeKatya]

Sometimes a turd is a turd is a turd. Just because you say something negative about someone it's not because you're not happy in your relationship, or jealous or whatever. I don't think anyone here is criticising Tori and Jack because they want to get in Jack's pants.

 

[Dancing_in_the_dark]

I have to say I didn’t like Lucinda saying she dulled her energy, I know she’s a bit much but you shouldn’t ever have to dull yourself for anyone