Married At First Sight Australia season 11 (E4 pace) #4 Feck off Collins, you last name for a first name prick

[Aussie]

They should have put Sarah with Jack

Absofuckinglutely

 

[Webster1357]

God I wish I hadn't already eaten my Twirl. And some bastard has had the last Wispa.

 

[Aussie]

Can you fuckers stop talking about chocolate, I gave it up for Lent. I could easily shag a marsbar about now!

 

[unidentified]

I’m back with some merry munch

 

[Princess of Scots]

They should have put Sarah with Jack

Yep

A few mismatches. I think Sara should be with Jack,Ellie with Jonathan and Lauren with Ben

 

[alittlebitofthebubbly]

I think that Tim fancies Tori. He keeps bleating on about them not shagging whilst not shagging Lucinda and stringing her on.

 

[IKickLikeKatya]

Can you fuckers stop talking about chocolate, I gave it up for Lent. I could easily shag a marsbar about now!

How do you feel about M&S Viennese all butter biscuits?

 

[Sonz1981]

I’m back with some merry munch

I didn’t get my merry munch. Never made it to m&s got distracted by an antiques shop!!

 

[me myself and karma]

Can you fuckers stop talking about chocolate, I gave it up for Lent. I could easily shag a marsbar about now!

Have it and use today as 1 of your 4 days off!

 

[Aussie]

How do you feel about M&S Viennese all butter biscuits?

Yep all good, go for it!!!

 

[aimzalicious]

Jesus... 20 mins in and they're not even at the dinner party yet! All bloody recaps!

 

[unidentified]

Why are they obsessed with being the strongest couple? I find this so annoying

 

[Princess of Scots]

'I like to have it my way in the bedroom.'

In other words, you want her to give you oral but you won't give her it back

 

[Sophiadee]

I think that Tim fancies Tori. He keeps bleating on about them not shagging whilst not shagging Lucinda and stringing her on.

Could be onto something he as he’s way too invested in their lack of sex while he’s being a massive hypocrite

 

[Webster1357]

I’m back with some merry munch

I looked for that in my M & S today, they didn't have any!

I'm concerned that Timothy is going to stand over twit Bun and Tori and make them have sex. He might want to concentrate on his own love life, his weirdo Mrs is gagging for it!

 

[NoTeaHere]

Does Ben think he's like George Clooney and will meet a high powered international human rights lawyer in his 50s and then be convinced to pop out a couple babies?

I love how specific this is

 

[Aussie]

Have it and use today as 1 of your 4 days off!

Good thinking!!!

 

[I steal names]

Tori is coming across as an idiot, she’s willingly ignoring the red flags.

 

[auntclara]

Tim should concentrate on his own non existent sex life rather than obsessing over a young couples.

 

[IKickLikeKatya]

I think that Tim fancies Tori. He keeps bleating on about them not shagging whilst not shagging Lucinda and stringing her on.

Naaaaaaaaaaaahhh.