Married At First Sight Australia season 11 (E4 pace) #4 Feck off Collins, you last name for a first name prick

[InstaHunDone]

Can they just stop with the 'x is my love language' What's wrong with just saying you like something?

I'm getting old

 

[Webster1357]

Oh Dicky, you rascal

 

[Miss Begotten]

As much as these people give me the ick, I would really love a cuddle right now

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Oh god Tori. I’m embarrassed on her behalf.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Oh get a grip you dozy mare.

 

[alittlebitofthebubbly]

Softest lips? He doesn't have a top lip

 

[Noppa]

Get your shoes off the bed you scruffy twit

 

[InstaHunDone]

Tori love, he's not even taking his shoes off... you're not having sex!

 

[Sonz1981]

Couldn’t even be arsed to take his shoes off

 

[Hellofish]

I would rather spoon my eyes out than watch him kissing Tori

 

[Aussie]

He's another prick at the end who will say he got a bad edit

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

I know where I’d like to shove his shoes.

 

[Miss Begotten]

So purely hypothetically speaking, how would one go about taking out a hit on someone who lives in the other side of the world?

 

[Diagnosis123]

Jack's enjoying this

 

[IKickLikeKatya]

I just posted about Jayden being a good cuddle on the wrong thread. I'm clearly the dozy mare

 

[malibu skies]

The editors are doing her dirty with all the over the top monologues of how much she wants him

 

[Webster1357]

It's so obvious to me that Jack is not into Tori because he is still in love with the woman he dumped to be on the show! Mentally he's still with her, he proposed to her FFS. Slimy fucker

 

[Now I get it]

Tori is a silly cow.

 

[Hellofish]

Oh god it's poor sad Tristan

 

[Diagnosis123]

Slap that booty

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

So purely hypothetically speaking, how would one go about taking out a hit on someone who lives in the other side of the world?

I’ll chip in to help with the costs.