Married At First Sight Australia season 11 (E4 pace) #4 Feck off Collins, you last name for a first name prick

[Miss Begotten]

I feel like I need a shower in caustic soda every ep so far this week, this lot just make me feel queasy!

Yep. I think Mr B will be in for several weeks of self-romancing and kitkats by the time intimacy week is over.

 

[malibu skies]

‘night time marital aids’

 

[Miss Begotten]

Ben has had an epiphany and realised that if he doesn’t at least pretend to try he’ll be hoofed off the show before his podcast gets off the ground.

HE’S LYING.

 

[Aussie]

Bullshit Ben

 

[Clovis]

How convenient!

He can do a podcast about it.

 

[EnoughAlready]

Benny bullshitter I smell a rat!

 

[Noppa]

What’s that smell? Oh it’s the bullshit coming out of Ben

 

[Webster1357]

Does Ben think he's like George Clooney and will meet a high powered international human rights lawyer in his 50s and then be convinced to pop out a couple babies?

He ain't no Clooney

 

[unidentified]

He hears kids screaming in the background and that makes him realise he wants that? I smell bullshit

 

[aimzalicious]

So he heard his nephew and neice screaming and crying whilst he was at the gym and was like yeah go on then, I'll have kids

 

[Aussie]

Ben has had an epiphany and realised that if he doesn’t at least pretend to try he’ll be hoofed off the show before his podcast gets off the ground.

HE’S LYING.

Absolutely

 

[HotDawg]

Ben is a bad actor. I don’t believe him.

 

[IKickLikeKatya]

Does anyone believe Ben? Ellie? Really?

 

[Miss Begotten]

Can you imagine how bloody smug Mr Bean the weird cousin is going to be when he finds out how right he was?

 

[Aussie]

I love how we are all on the same page about Ben!

 

[malibu skies]

As much as these people give me the ick, I would really love a cuddle right now

 

[TwooTwooTwitTwitTwoo]

I think I'm slightly behind but surely Ellie isn’t buying this sudden epiphany crap is she?!

 

[Sonz1981]

As much as these people give me the ick, I would really love a cuddle right now

sending a virtual cuddle

 

[I steal names]

Oh Richard, such a card!

 

[Diagnosis123]

"in sickness and in health, until death do us part."