Married At First Sight Australia season 11 (E4 pace) #2 Tim Man and Top Knob are the cream of the crap

[Miss Begotten]

I didn't realise you two had met Man she can talk.

Oh dear, Crazy Tits has regrets already, er you did realise you had to be married to him for more that just one day right? Right?

My stupid brothers ring me during MAFS on purpose just to annoy me by talking absolute bollocks every bloody week. I feel your pain.
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Collins doesn’t know what to do with his own dick never mind another one, don’t overwhelm the poor little petal!

Plus Jonathan will be too tired from all that jogging to climb over Collin’s pillow barricade.

 

[capriallie]

Spontaneous combustion!!

 

[me myself and karma]

Collins doesn’t know what to do with his own dick never mind another one, don’t overwhelm the poor little petal!

Hot tea out me nostrils

 

[Sonz1981]

Lauren wants a bad boy, sadly I can relate. My love life is a series of car crashes for this very reason

 

[Aussie]

Awwww they got intimate

 

[TwooTwooTwitTwitTwoo]

Oh Richard, no. Not a spontaneous combustion please!

 

[Miss Begotten]

Oh Lordy lord they did it.

 

[EnoughAlready]

Dickie showing all these young bucks how it’s done!

 

[Diagnosis123]

These two were born when dinosaurs roamed the Earth

 

[Tea&Toast]

Richard looks 72 never find 62, delusional

 

[MooBelle]

Oh my god they're adorable

 

[HotDawg]

Lauren’s lips look like she’s had a very bad allergic reaction.

 

[Aussie]

It will be interesting to see how the older couples deal with the drama at the dinner parties

 

[aimzalicious]

Just say it how it is Lauren - he's boringgggggggg. The man takes cold showers ffs

 

[Princess of Scots]

Lauren just wants someone to treat her like tit

 

[Miss Begotten]

Oh Richard, no. Not a spontaneous combustion please!

Hey, he’s 62 and it’s been a while.

 

[Diagnosis123]

Randy Richard dislocates his hip

 

[Aussie]

That's one hell of a sunset if it's turning their hair red!

 

[IKickLikeKatya]

She has the expectation to know Jonathan in one day, he's too nice, blah blah. She really is awful.

Ps. It will take me 8 weeks to get the names right

 

[Clovis]

Ooh, the first dinner party. I hope they keep Lauren's glass topped up.