Married At First Sight Australia (MAFSA) S8 #9 Napkins, peanuts and purple pigs galore - if you nose, you nose

Another season comes to an end
And so does the #MAFS Season 8 trend

We started off hating on Coco and Slim
When he disliked Coco for being too thin

He said he preffered a curvy lass
And put her 4th in the line up because she's no ass

Slim and Gonzo didn't see eye to eye
While in the beginning Jake was our number one guy

Alana and Jason just liked to have sex
Unlike "he looks at me like I'm meat" Becs

Her horsey face only told insults and lies
And as a result Jake was no longer our number one guy!

Booka and Brett didn't go the whole way
When Booka couldn't stop talking about herself for one day

Pat and Belinda liked to stir all the tit
If I see them in a bath once more I'm going to be sick

Bell's outfits were the worst part of the show
And when Pat finally got his bit he let everyone know!

Kerry and Johnny joined and soon became the best
He gave her the key to his heart and passed the MAFS test

Georgia got the sympathy vote on our thread
When Liam was a dick and knocked their relationship on the head

I've failed to mention the girl that stole the show,
Gonzo's other woman who's name we'll never know

Coz Liss doesn't want us to talk about that,
She's happy to be used forever more as a door mat!

And now that's its over we will miss sexy Chris
But defo not Bryce and Liss!

It's been great coming here for a witch and a whine....
Good night and god bless... Until Season 9
🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼 I’m going to miss watching this. First year I’ve watched it
 
Thank you so much lovely people🥰 You made my 1st ever MAFS watch so much more enjoyable….
May head off to Queensland to find Jake (even though he is now happy with a warm, friendly girl) & make a stop over in Perth to punch Becs in the face 😂🤪
I’ll be watching I’m a Celeb … Bachelor looks good, the guy looks 🔥
Its been great on here ❤
I think o might watch The Batchelor ton bit I'll miss tomorrow night live asI'm going to see Spencer
 
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