Married At First Sight Australia (MAFSA) S8 #9 Napkins, peanuts and purple pigs galore - if you nose, you nose

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Another season comes to an end
And so does the #MAFS Season 8 trend

We started off hating on Coco and Slim
When he disliked Coco for being too thin

He said he preffered a curvy lass
And put her 4th in the line up because she's no ass

Slim and Gonzo didn't see eye to eye
While in the beginning Jake was our number one guy

Alana and Jason just liked to have sex
Unlike "he looks at me like I'm meat" Becs

Her horsey face only told insults and lies
And as a result Jake was no longer our number one guy!

Booka and Brett didn't go the whole way
When Booka couldn't stop talking about herself for one day

Pat and Belinda liked to stir all the tit
If I see them in a bath once more I'm going to be sick

Bell's outfits were the worst part of the show
And when Pat finally got his bit he let everyone know!

Kerry and Johnny joined and soon became the best
He gave her the key to his heart and passed the MAFS test

Georgia got the sympathy vote on our thread
When Liam was a dick and knocked their relationship on the head

I've failed to mention the girl that stole the show,
Gonzo's other woman who's name we'll never know

Coz Liss doesn't want us to talk about that,
She's happy to be used forever more as a door mat!

And now that's its over we will miss sexy Chris
But defo not Bryce and Liss!

It's been great coming here for a witch and a whine....
Good night and god bless... Until Season 9
 
Jaimie just sat there the entire time like

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Influencing is not a job said:
Another season comes to an end
And so does the #MAFS Season 8 trend

We started off hating on Coco and Slim
When he disliked Coco for being too thin

He said he preffered a curvy lass
And put her 4th in the line up because she's no ass

Slim and Gonzo didn't see eye to eye
While in the beginning Jake was our number one guy

Alana and Jason just liked to have sex
Unlike "he looks at me like I'm meat" Becs

Her horsey face only told insults and lies
And as a result Jake was no longer our number one guy!

Booka and Brett didn't go the whole way
When Booka couldn't stop talking about herself for one day

Pat and Belinda liked to stir all the tit
If I see them in a bath once more I'm going to be sick

Bell's outfits were the worst part of the show
And when Pat finally got his bit he let everyone know!

Kerry and Johnny joined and soon became the best
He gave her the key to his heart and passed the MAFS test

Georgia got the sympathy vote on our thread
When Liam was a dick and knocked their relationship on the head

I've failed to mention the girl that stole the show,
Gonzo's other woman who's name we'll never know

Coz Liss doesn't want us to talk about that,
She's happy to be used forever more as a door mat!

And now that's its over we will miss sexy Chris
But defo not Bryce and Liss!

It's been great coming here for a witch and a whine....
Good night and god bless... Until Season 9
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Omg did you just come up with that?! Thats amazing 😭♥
 
Influencing is not a job said:
Another season comes to an end
And so does the #MAFS Season 8 trend

We started off hating on Coco and Slim
When he disliked Coco for being too thin

He said he preffered a curvy lass
And put her 4th in the line up because she's no ass

Slim and Gonzo didn't see eye to eye
While in the beginning Jake was our number one guy

Alana and Jason just liked to have sex
Unlike "he looks at me like I'm meat" Becs

Her horsey face only told insults and lies
And as a result Jake was no longer our number one guy!

Booka and Brett didn't go the whole way
When Booka couldn't stop talking about herself for one day

Pat and Belinda liked to stir all the tit
If I see them in a bath once more I'm going to be sick

Bell's outfits were the worst part of the show
And when Pat finally got his bit he let everyone know!

Kerry and Johnny joined and soon became the best
He gave her the key to his heart and passed the MAFS test

Georgia got the sympathy vote on our thread
When Liam was a dick and knocked their relationship on the head

I've failed to mention the girl that stole the show,
Gonzo's other woman who's name we'll never know

Coz Liss doesn't want us to talk about that,
She's happy to be used forever more as a door mat!

And now that's its over we will miss sexy Chris
But defo not Bryce and Liss!

It's been great coming here for a witch and a whine....
Good night and god bless... Until Season 9
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