Married At First Sight Australia (MAFSA) S8 #5 - RIP Johnnys blue balls, gone but not forgotten

[aimzalicious]

YESSSS BRETT actually coming out with a list of nice things about Booka, whereas she is sat wanting all the bloody sympathy

you'd probably do a sharon stone if a sexy piece walked in mate

I think you're overestimating my confidence around hot dudes mate the only hot dudes who fancy me are emotionally unavailable ones who have just got out of relationships

 

[Miss Begotten]

I’ve completely gone off Jake. Letting that horsefaced witch drape herself all over him? Nah.

 

[Aussie]

Wow she’s fully thrown her toys out the pram

Also how the duck does it help them finding new partners in the future. Surely no man will find her behaviour attractive.

 

[under the ivy]

Pat’s gunt hanging out is giving me Morag vibes

 

[Sophielee]

I think you're overestimating my confidence around hot dudes mate the only hot dudes who fancy me are emotionally unavailable ones who have just got out of relationships

i have confidence in you mate!!! I'll be your wing woman shitting myself in the background wanting a grope and a seeing too but not sure how to approach it

 

[Aussie]

Oh duck, Bretty wrote Stay!

The other couples are going:
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Bec will start going on about how her & Jake are the top couple again!

 

[DoseofReality]

WAAAAAHHHHHH they want me to think about someone else and not just me.

Pat just shat his pants that they're still in.

 

[Aussie]

If they are going to spam us with adverts, I wish they would at least show some Xmas ones (sorry!)

 

[Turmeric123]

If they are going to spam us with adverts, I wish they would at least show some Xmas ones (sorry!)

It is the 1st of November I agree

 

[Miss Begotten]

If they are going to spam us with adverts, I wish they would at least show some Xmas ones (sorry!)

Its November 1st!
I haven’t even had time to start moaning about Bonfire Night yet, let alone Christmas.

 

[Emmie5000]

If they are going to spam us with adverts, I wish they would at least show some Xmas ones (sorry!)

Well now that Halloween is over, it's Christmas countdown time

 

[Aussie]

Its November 1st!
I haven’t even had time to start moaning about Bonfire Night yet, let alone Christmas.

 

[DoseofReality]

She loves laughter

 

[under the ivy]

I’m sorry but Jake in that shirt

 

[Clovis]

Well done, Gonzo. Happy now?

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

I’m in the +1 gang tonight see you in an hour loves

 

[Sophielee]

they made out wtfffffffffffffffff so she let him kiss her. duck off horsey take your teeth and balding head away

 

[Miss Begotten]

Jake is a dick. Hot, but a dick.

 

[Sophielee]

here go dumb and dumber all about the sex so now their friends for now

 

[Turmeric123]