Married At First Sight Australia (MAFSA) S8 #5 - RIP Johnnys blue balls, gone but not forgotten

[Sophielee]

see pats belly hanging out bottom of his t shirt. thought it was his cock

 

[Aussie]

Sorry to derail but just seen Jess from S6 stories and she is here in the UK for another reality TV show… I’m so watching Im a Celeb now

I will be voting for all the time to do the tasks!

 

[BelleAmie]

You don’t know?!

 

[Sophielee]

why is horsey clinging onto Jake's shoulder and he's got hold of her knee.

 

[BelleAmie]

Does Ixpert John give relationship/life advice on a freelance basis? Asking for a friend…

 

[a musician]

Basically Booka just wants someone who praises her all the time. No one is perfect!

 

[Aussie]

You don’t know?!

She is boring me now

 

[Sophielee]

Booka is draining me and getting me angry. My neighbour is gonna get another head butt

 

[Piamia]

Booka is MILKINGGGGG this

 

[Clovis]

Jesus, Booka can't even come up with a single damn thing she likes about Bretty.

 

[aimzalicious]

Obsessed with ixpert John atm. Gonna start sitting like him at my new job so I command respect

 

[DoseofReality]

Come on Booka stop being self obsessed. How does she work in mental health?

 

[Emmie5000]

Bookas still not listening is she?

 

[Turmeric123]

 

[under the ivy]

Obsessed with ixpert John atm. Gonna start sitting like him at my new job so I command respect

I channeled John Ixpert energy on my driving test tbh

 

[Clovis]

Oh, Bretty. I'm going to bring out Meryl:

 

[Sophielee]

Obsessed with ixpert John atm. Gonna start sitting like him at my new job so I command respect

you'd probably do a sharon stone if a sexy piece walked in mate

 

[BelleAmie]

Wow she’s fully thrown her toys out the pram

 

[under the ivy]

Oooooooooft Jake in that yellow/black plaid shirt eeeyyyy papppi

 

[Clovis]

Oh duck, Bretty wrote Stay!

The other couples are going: