Married At First Sight Australia (MAFSA) (E4 pace) #5 Obese Olivia's tissue still dry as f***

[Princess of Scots]

Oo Am I allowed to ask your news? I’m having a chocolate hot cross bun.

Yes, I've been accepted to start college. I got rejected from this course about 6 weeks ago and now I've got an unconditional offer. It was my first choice course so I'm totally buzzing.

 

[Aussie]

Coined it last night mate

Can we name Carolina bleep flaps!

 

[Turmeric123]

YES AUSSIE i loooooove banana and custard, so many people in england think i’m weird for it

Include the Irish in that - what a weird combo

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Yes, I've been accepted to start college. I got rejected from this course about 6 weeks ago and now I've got an unconditional offer. It was my first choice course so I'm totally buzzing.

Aww congratulations that’s amazing

 

[aimzalicious]

Ffs Aimz, stop with the cinnamon buns

 

[G&Tjustforme]

Jeeez everyone had to have a sob story to get on MAFS talk about 15 mins of fame!

 

[Aussie]

Yes, I've been accepted to start college. I got rejected from this course about 6 weeks ago and now I've got an unconditional offer. It was my first choice course so I'm totally buzzing.

Congratulations love xx

Include the Irish in that - what a weird combo

It's so good hey @noseybirdxo

 

[Turmeric123]

Yes, I've been accepted to start college. I got rejected from this course about 6 weeks ago and now I've got an unconditional offer. It was my first choice course so I'm totally buzzing.

Brilliant news congrats

 

[Princess of Scots]

Miseryguts Kate looks like she would rather be anywhere else than with him.

 

[Clovis]

I already thought the original couples were a bunch of divvies, but this new lot...

 

[Miss Begotten]

I honestly can’t decide which would be worse - being on honeymoon with weirdo Matt staring at me while I was asleep and trying to cop a feel every 5 minutes, or being on honeymoon with Heather Mills McMiseryguts sucking the joy out of everything.

 

[Justrealising]

I get this feeling it might be less The Notebook and more The Titanic Matt!

 

[noseybirdxo]

Include the Irish in that - what a weird combo

don’t knock it until you’ve tried it, hot custard with banana is amazing. I got it from my Dad and i love canned peaches.

Yes, I've been accepted to start college. I got rejected from this course about 6 weeks ago and now I've got an unconditional offer. It was my first choice course so I'm totally buzzing.

Congrats you

 

[G&Tjustforme]

Love Banana & Custard!!

 

[Turmeric123]

I honestly can’t decide which would be worse - being on honeymoon with weirdo Matt staring at me while I was asleep and trying to cop a feel every 5 minutes, or being on honeymoon with Heather Mills McMiseryguts sucking the joy out of everything.

I'm howling Heather Mills McMiseryguts

 

[Moongirl69]

Congratulations @Princess of Scots

Im drinking fizzy water, no snacks. What a thrilling life I lead

 

[Now I get it]

Miseryguts Kate looks like she would rather be anywhere else than with him.

They actually shared the bed. I'm sure that even couples that had a connection, didn't necessarily share a bed on the first night. She does have a face like a slapped arse

 

[noseybirdxo]

Love Banana & Custard!!

Ah but you are also part of us Aussies aren’t you? Maybe it’s an Australian thing

 

[G&Tjustforme]

I get this feeling it might be less The Notebook and more The Titanic Matt!

Is that the second time he had quoted The Notebook? Only movie he’s seen?? Wtf

Ah but you are also part of us Aussies aren’t you? Maybe it’s an Australian thing

Kiwi

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Is that the second time he had quoted The Notebook? Only movie he’s seen?? Wtf

It’s not even a good film