Married At First Sight Australia (MAFSA) (E4 pace) #5 Obese Olivia's tissue still dry as f***

[aimzalicious]

Crying at the music they always play when Chicken Twisters is on screen, its just so awks

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Yep everything is perfect Kate apart from the tiny drawback you can’t stand your husband.

 

[noseybirdxo]

He’s so icky

 

[Miss Begotten]

I thinks they seem mental - thats after 3 mins of seeing them

Just wait until you hear Miseryguts blathering on about how nobody loves her , that’ll cheer you up no end.

 

[Justrealising]

 

[Chez300]

I call bullshit on her back story! She has a man all over her she should be happy and trying to like him at least, cos there ain’t anyone else according to her

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

@Shinythings is right you know I just see Psy now

 

[Ray_of_Sunshine]

Ok Braggy McBragerson I take it that’s how he beds women usually

 

[Aussie]

He’s so icky

I feel so let down! I was hoping he was going to be sweet but he's creepy AF

 

[Now I get it]

Horsey vib this season. Kate, Tamara and Selin. They could have all started the first race at Cheltenham

 

[Clovis]

Oh, Dom. Just apologize. A real one with no caveats.

 

[Aussie]

I'm beginning to wonder if Carolina was a mail order bride back in the day

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

I'm beginning to wonder if Carolina was a mail order bride back in the day

You could be onto something

 

[Miss Begotten]

 

[noseybirdxo]

Husband is out. I hope he doesn't come home chatting during this!

My fella keeps talking during this and I’m sat snarling him

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

My fella keeps talking during this and I’m sat snarling him

Omg rude. Have you got a fork or something to jab him with?

 

[Clovis]

I'm beginning to wonder if Carolina was a mail order bride back in the day

There's something very off with her back story. The dates don't add up, her immigration doesn't tally with standard Australian rules etc.

Besides that, I get the feeling that she was recruited to be messy on the show and she's doing it just to promote her business. We even saw her damn shop inventory.

I hope she leaves very soon.

 

[Princess of Scots]

What's everyone's snacks? I've got a frozen raspberry daiquiri and chocolate mousse cake. I'm celebrating some great news so great snacks to match!

 

[Ray_of_Sunshine]

I wonder if Hoops and Studs gel?

 

[Princess of Scots]

I wonder if Hoops and Studs gel?

I nominate that we call him Studs