Marcus Mitchell #62 It's the final meltdown 🎵

[Galinda]

I really need to know why he keeps saying he's "come so far" since a year ago. Marcus beaut I know you read here so could you please do a list or something as a story? Far as I'm aware he's still jobless, still lives in homeless accommodation waiting for a free flat because he won't get a job, still bone idle lazy, still a nasty bleep, still a useless drain on society, still piling on weight by the week, still begging for followers/likes/money ....what's changed over the last year?! He won't even sort his bleeping toe out. All I can think is he isn't pretending to be an alcoholic anymore but he still drinks so he hasn't even done his pretend recovery properly. Like what's actually changed over the year?!

 

[Lucyxxxx]

I really need to know why he keeps saying he's "come so far" since a year ago. Marcus beaut I know you read here so could you please do a list or something as a story? Far as I'm aware he's still jobless, still lives in homeless accommodation waiting for a free flat because he won't get a job, still bone idle lazy, still a nasty bleep, still a useless drain on society, still piling on weight by the week, still begging for followers/likes/money ....what's changed over the last year?! He won't even sort his bleeping toe out. All I can think is he isn't pretending to be an alcoholic anymore but he still drinks so he hasn't even done his pretend recovery properly. Like what's actually changed over the year?!

He stopped sucking off smackheads in budget hotels. That's a step up.

 

[Yesweknowyouhavekids]

he’s come a long way….but we’re not too sure where he’s been
He’s had meltdowns
He’s had cocaine…but remember this

Been such a beggy bleep for so long
He has begged a thousand times
Sometimes snorted a line on live
Everybody’s seen it …

with Pinot in his glass he reminds us of the meltdowns gone by
Will knocking on his door
The kernow po po calling in for a welfare check
Coke bottles at the wall …

Never forget bout the travelodge
Never pretend you didn’t turn green
Someday soon this will feel like it was all a beautiful dream
It will be tattlers favourite dream

hes come so far
And he got so high
And everyone around him stares death in the eye
And he’s still so young…and we hope for more

 

[ladymanc221]

Love it @Yesweknowyouhavekids ❤

 

[Yesweknowyouhavekids]

Andy’s not invincible… too far?

 

[Venom]

Oh ah, Andy just died in Sid’s arms tonight

 

[Miss Chin-Chin]

He stopped sucking off smackheads in budget hotels. That's a step up.

*that we know of. How did he fund last nights snowfall?!

 

[Venom]

*that we know of. How did he fund last nights snowfall?! ❄❄❄

Rented the communal out to Camborne’s heifers

 

[Miss Chin-Chin]

Rented the communal out to Camborne’s heifers

Wonder if Sid takes a cut of the profits?

 

[Venom]

Wonder if Sid takes a cut of the profits?

No she makes her money from her gentleman callers, but they only visit on days that end with a “Y”

 

[Miss Chin-Chin]

No she makes her money from her gentleman callers, but they only visit on days that end with a “Y”

If they’re lucky they come out alive. But the odds aren’t the best.

 

[HeyBabes]

He seems to follow all these other influencers who he looks and acts exactly like, does he not have a personality of his own?

 

[Yesweknowyouhavekids]

This laddo keeps appearing on my follow suggestions - bet he’s Marcus’ inspiration

 

[MrsPoison]

He stopped sucking off smackheads in budget hotels. That's a step up.

Much to your disappointment

 

[instatwit]

Healthy breakfast again, just the 4 sausages.

 

[Lizzie23]

What a disgusting specimen. Like a pig at the trough. His guts must be rancid

 

[Lucyxxxx]

What a disgusting specimen. Like a pig at the trough. His guts must be rancid

I live off almost exclusively - porridge, honey, strawberries, dark chocolate, egg, brown bread, lemon water and orange juice and constantly shitting my guts out. I cant imagine what he's like.

 

[spaceraider69]

Which he’d start his diet group again beauts I’ve pilled the weight on over Christmas

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

What a mess! He was definitely on the sniff in that live. He's still going on about it ffs! As for stuffing all those Jaffa cakes in his mouth.

No thanks beaut.

 

[ladymanc221]

He actually beggars belief 2 nights of boozing and ❄ I reckon that breakfast was £8-10 and that book at least £14 if bought from WH Smith spending it like it's plentiful it is beans on toast for us 3 tonight as we are skint after Christmas and now £170 extra a month mortgage payment and don't get paid until end of Jan he really is living the HIGH life isn't he beauts???