Marcus Mitchell #39 His face is growing, so is his gunt, he’s been kicked out by Rich, the sucking..

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Beauts 😆 I cannot remember what me and the other half were discussing but he said "mml" and instantly my brain was like "Marcus mega ..?" 😅

And then I've just found this ...

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Well that was the quickest recovery from ‘full blown alcoholism’ that ever there was.

He’s gone from shitting in a bush, begging for money for fruity ciders (the hardened alcoholics number one choice) and pretending he’s got withdrawal symptoms to… showing off his face mask collection, his new room and living his best life with his cheese and onion crisps.

Oh and he bought some new sponges too. The fancy kind with the massage bit on one side. So take that trolls.
 
Ethel's little Willy said:
The NHS could save millions with this new materialistic holistic approach for addiction/mental health. Instead of counselling or medication, just go and spend £270 of your mum's money in B&M after 2/3 weeks of scamming an absolute fortune from the LLL beauts!
I think I may put this forward you know to my MH team and see if I can get a Damehood out of it.
Imagine! Arise Dame Ethel of Little Willy 👸
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Don't forget a pair of trainers to cure suicidal thoughts beaut
 
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justhereforthegossxxx said:
hes going to bed now besuts :sleep: This has to be the quickest “recovery” ever! we knew he was drinking water instead of vodka and it took him about 12 hours to drink 8 cans! its so obvious when you look back! This one has to take the top spot, its the best drama/stunt he has ever pulled!!
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This will be his next book - Marcus the self help Guru. How I can help you to help yourself . 🤣
 
Why are so many people wishing he goes back to binge drinking a bottle of vodka a day and being suicidal for their entertainment ? When his life was at his lowest people are all ' I witch about him but I really wish he'd quit drinking' then he stops and everybody moans how boring he is. He's going to have enough material without being an alcoholic, I wouldn't wish that in anyone, especially not a 23 year old. This thread used to be funny enough before it became triggering to some. He's Amy Jayne, he's the Camborne Crusher, he's a massive scammer, he's genuinely hilarious though he doesn't realise in what way, he doesn't need to drink a box of cider a day to be entertaining.
 
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Why are so many people wishing he goes back to binge drinking a bottle of vodka a day and being suicidal for their entertainment ? When his life was at his lowest people are all ' I witch about him but I really wish he'd quit drinking' then he stops and everybody moans how boring he is. He's going to have enough material without being an alcoholic, I wouldn't wish that in anyone, especially not a 23 year old. This thread used to be funny enough before it became triggering to some. He's Amy Jayne, he's the Camborne Crusher, he's a massive scammer, he's genuinely hilarious though he doesn't realise in what way, he doesn't need to drink a box of cider a day to be entertaining.
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I don’t want him to start drinking again. He’s a knob of epic proportions and he will always be a knob even without drinking.
 
MrsPoison said:
Why are so many people wishing he goes back to binge drinking a bottle of vodka a day and being suicidal for their entertainment ? When his life was at his lowest people are all ' I witch about him but I really wish he'd quit drinking' then he stops and everybody moans how boring he is. He's going to have enough material without being an alcoholic, I wouldn't wish that in anyone, especially not a 23 year old. This thread used to be funny enough before it became triggering to some. He's Amy Jayne, he's the Camborne Crusher, he's a massive scammer, he's genuinely hilarious though he doesn't realise in what way, he doesn't need to drink a box of cider a day to be entertaining.
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Agree with this, I definitely don't want to see him drinking again. I've said it before and I'll say it again that I want to see him turn himself around (not too fast, don't want him falling over 🤣) but I've seen from this thread you can all make entertainment no matter what he's doing so bring on the brighter days!
 
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