Marcus Mitchell #38 £8.34, he’s going to be sleeping on the floor

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beauts, dont lose heart.

those of us who were unfortunate enough to witness the a30 days/budweiser gate will know that you think it cant get any better/worse (depending on your perspective) and he always manages to sink to new levels of depravity. Only mere days ago he was coked up on lives, hurling abuse at his family and shitting himself in a bush. The periods where he is doing great are hilarious in themselves because theyre so not genuine. Whatever image he tries to portray, underneath nothing changes cos he keeps getting away with this behaviour, but giving him what he wants at that time isnt addressing any underlying issues he has, or making him happy, so crack on love, im laughing along the way and greatful the thread is slowing down a little so i can catch up between my actual life 🤣
 
Reflecting on the loss of the travel lodge I dedicate the next sing along to the good old days…

Big Yellow Taxi in the style of counting crows (don’t it always seem to go you don’t know what you’ve got till it’s gone)

They paved paradise and put up a parking lot
With a budget hotel, a beaut-ique, and a swinging hot choc

Don't it always seem to go
That you don't know what you got 'til it's gone
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot
Oh, bop, bop, bop
Oh, bop, bop, bop

They took all the trees, and put em in a tree museum
And they charged the LLLs a dollar and a half to see them
No, no, no

Don't it always seem to go
That you don't know what you got 'til it's gone
They paved paradise, and put up a parking lot
Oh, bop, bop, bop
Oh, bop, bop, bop

Hey Cornish, farmer, put away your DDT
I don't care about spots on my apples
Leave me the thatchers please!
Please

Don't it always seem to go
That you don't know what you got 'til it's gone
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot
Hey now, they paved paradise to put up a parking lot
Oh, bop, bop, bop

Why not?
Oh, bop, bop, bop

Listen, late last night, I heard the Meltdown slam
And a big yellow blanket took my Marc away
Don't it always seem to go
That you don't know what you got 'till it's gone

They paved paradise and put up a parking lot
Hey now, now, don't it always seem to go
That you don't know what you got 'til it's gone
They paved paradise to put up a parking lot
Why not?
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot
Hey, hey, hey
Paved paradise and put up a parking lot
Oh, bop, bop, bop
Oh, bop, bop, bop

I don't wanna give it
Why you wanna give it
Why you wanna going all awwwwwaaayyy
Hey, hey, hey
Now you wanna give it
I should wanna give it
'Cause you're going all awwwaaaayyy
I don't wanna give it
Why you wanna give it
Why you wanna going all awaaaayyyy
Givin, givin it all
Going it all away
Why dont you want me?
Why dont you want me?
'Cause im going alll awaaay all away
Hey, paved paradise to put up a parking lot

 
Taking the piss out of people with special needs now!?'
big fat prick!!!!
 

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Actually caught a live in real time for once and it’s so fkin boring and smug and most of all DELUDED he actually thinks he’s got “his Own place” like he’s just bought a batchelor pad 😩😩 ur in a bed sit mate with just ur crisps to keep u company..I give it till the weekend till he’s back on the vodka 🍻🥃 and I’m not saying it’s not lovely little place for some genuine vulnerable person who’s been sleeping rough or sofa surfing bet it’s like heaven but he doesnt deserve it one bit!
 
Hiya, can we give Marcus a BAFTA? Actually no, make it an Oscar. His acting is quite the talent.
I’m watching him on live and someone asked how much rent he is paying and his reply, “oh, well … that’s private.” Hardly private when you’ve been given it you absolute drain on the tax system.
Also love how hes now giving people advice on how to be happier. Wtf?!? Literally two days ago I was watching chubz squeeze himself out of his dads window.
 
Maybe it's just my wishful thinking but I thought he looked quite tearful towards the end of that live, he must be lonely, not that I give a fecking shiny shite about it, I hope realisation hits home, he's clearly too scared to use the communal dildo kitchen. The "glowing" comments set me off 🤣🤣🤣
 
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