Man With A Hammer

[ThePowderMonkey]

And what’s with all the Scottish phrases? He talks about Yorkshire a lot but never refers to having links to Scotland, yet is fond of peppering his posts and chats with very typically and uniquely Scottish dialect. “Wee” is a big favourite but it’s by no means limited to that.

He’s just a prick

 

[Libertine]

It is discombobulating to know such a physically large man is a thin skinned, sooky la la.

 

[Showmethemoonie]

It is discombobulating to know such a physically large man is a thin skinned, sooky la la.

YES! Gives me the major ick

 

[unidentified]

It is discombobulating to know such a physically large man is a thin skinned, sooky la la.

Definitely not

 

[JodieGreen123]

Definitely not

You’re such a tease and I love it! Every time you rock up on this thread you give us just enough to keep us interested but I need more

 

[unidentified]

You’re such a tease and I love it! Every time you rock up on this thread you give us just enough to keep us interested but I need more

I honestly haven’t got anymore to give. I wish I did

 

[GossipMongoose]

He may be all sexy and masterful in the bedroom but how anyone ever gets past the creepy, cringey, ‘Madame/Old Chap’ persona who takes enormous, extreme and very public offence at the smallest bit of criticism or questioning, I’ll never know.

 

[Showmethemoonie]

Sounds like he’s definitely split up with the girlfriend if his dad’s had to come and look after him after his operation.

 

[ThePowderMonkey]

I’m not surprised could you imagine being around him all day? I bet he called her Madame in the bedroom

 

[JodieGreen123]

Sounds like he’s definitely split up with the girlfriend if his dad’s had to come and look after him after his operation.

Agreed, and it would explain the mortgage thing if he’s having to remove her and try and get the mortgage only in his name.

 

[unidentified]

I’m not surprised could you imagine being around him all day? I bet he called her Madame in the bedroom

Some of us like that

 

[bettybunsen]

Wow so todays post telling us all he is so powerful on instagram now that his is above mortgage fees. Meanwhile people are struggling to pay their rent.

 

[GossipMongoose]

Wow so todays post telling us all he is so powerful on instagram now that his is above mortgage fees. Meanwhile people are struggling to pay their rent.

The CEO must’ve thought he was such an aggressive, egotistical dick

 

[Mystery Pistachio Milk]

Wow so todays post telling us all he is so powerful on instagram now that his is above mortgage fees. Meanwhile people are struggling to pay their rent.

What a spoilt brat he is!

 

[Looboo]

Everything he says give me the ick

 

[JodieGreen123]

I can’t believe he is getting all this sympathy for the: poor me I might have had to sell the massive duck off house that I live in all on my own routine…

 

[GossipMongoose]

I can’t believe he is getting all this sympathy for the: poor me I might have had to sell the massive duck off house that I live in all on my own routine…

It seems to mostly be a big circle jerk of faux sympathy from other grabby interiors/reno influencers who’d all sell their granny for a free Laura Ashley lampshade.

 

[RedRuby470]

His green room is disgusting. There I said it ! There is nothing tasteful about it, it’s not groundbreaking design - it’s tit. What happened to the disgusting velvet bench with frill trim that he was gifted ? Looked like an old 70’s couch used for a bit of slap and tickle in a swingers house

 

[Mumof3]

His green room is disgusting. There I said it ! There is nothing tasteful about it, it’s not groundbreaking design - it’s tit. What happened to the disgusting velvet bench with frill trim that he was gifted ? Looked like an old 70’s couch used for a bit of slap and tickle in a swingers house

Particularly dislike the rug in the green room, it would give me a migraine

 

[Libertine1975]

I love his house, Georgian properties are my favourite and whilst not necessarily how I would decorate I don't mind most of the rooms. I get he is generally trying to keep the design in keeping with th history of the house but I also hate the "party"/vomit green room.